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It's definitely not VG. He's my home fry.
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
I was speaking idiomatically. |
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Who the shit is Ritley? I think I would have at least heard of someone with this much hatred toward me.
FELIPE NO |
What is it with people thinking anybody who's names begin with "R" are Retarded. Double Post:
Besides, I don't believe I ever said I hated you. That would be giving yourself too much credit. What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?
Last edited by Reznor; Mar 12, 2006 at 11:52 PM.
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Is this Pom~?
Jam it back in, in the dark.
Dishonorably discharged from the Belkan Air Force.
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I'm pretty sure it's Pom guys. Isn't it obvious?
There's nowhere I can't reach. |
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Come to think of it, you're both probably right. No one could possibly be this condescending to the point of thinking that his hatred is not worthy of ANYONE.
It is a sad day for narcissists everywhere. I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
I was speaking idiomatically. |
You're not underage. What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
I think it's TV's Patrick Duffy.
Most amazing jew boots John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
Anyways, enough about me guys. I love the attention and all, but we have a thread that needs to be put back on topic.
What about stories of girls that you dated, that ended up CONCEALING your dealbreakers 'till later on in the relationship? What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Pom? Eloquent? What?
Jam it back in, in the dark. |
I don't recall POM ever being this much of a dick, at least in passing.
There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Sorry, VG. How ya doing, buddy? |
I guess someone who demands a lot of time is a dealbreaker for me just because of how hectic my life can be. I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
Dealbreakers, folks.
Or stories of CONCEALED dealbreakers. Double Post:
I dropped the hints left and right. She fantasized about marrying me and even told me we'd get married. I told her "No, we won't." She became clingier after that, as if that would make me love her. I planned on breaking up with her... Anyway, I ended up telling her "I love you. I want to marry you." We had sex, she fell asleep. I stayed up all night and when she woke up, I told her, "I lied. I think we should see other people." Sure it was a dickish move, but hey, it got rid of her. Most amazing jew boots
Last edited by Reznor; Mar 13, 2006 at 12:02 AM.
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Hmmm one thing that bothers me is unnecessary swearing. That is one turn off hahaha forgot to mention X_X
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
I went out with this dentist a few times who I wasn't at all attracted to but let's face it - he was a dentist.
Anyway, he had this SUPER annoying habit of dropping brand names. Like he'd call me and say some cheesy-assed line like, "What do you say I drop by and we'll take a little spin in the Miata?" or "I'm just gonna go home and change out of these scrubs and into my Tommy Bahamas and I'll be right over." Dumpsville, population one (him). How ya doing, buddy? |
As if any self respecting girl wants to be an expensive prostitute. What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
I don't get these people who are all about not being with people who use drugs every now and again. "Oh. My. God. He did marijuana once last month. What an addict." However, nastiest concealed dealbreaker ever? Girl and I go out for six months. We get together, we fuck, no real commitment... it's awesome-town. And then one day her cel rings, she picks it up and answers it. She has to go. That's fine, I figured she was dating someone else because of how on the DL she kept the two of us. Yea, I hear about three days later that not only is she married, she's married to my english prof. Railed her even harder after that. Fucker gave me a 79.
Jam it back in, in the dark. John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
I don't think I'll ever have a story to top that one. Not even on my deathbed. You good sir, win 500 internets. Let me guess, she had no ring? There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Which brings me to my next dealbreaker actually. No offense to you, because I have no idea how your relationship was compared to mine. I can't stand people who are too busy for their significant other. I can understand the need for space, and how being clingy isn't so good, but when a girl tells me "sorry I just have so much homework (etc), I can't hang out" for the fifth time in a row, why the hell is there a relationship in the first place? If you don't have the time for the person, why pretend like you want to be in a relationship with them? If they were a priority in your life, you would make time for them, period. I'm a 100% believer in the idea that you make time for the things you want to do. You can always trace what you spend time doing down to a motivation; a motivation that you feel is more important than the motivations for things you don't spend time doing. For me, relationships are an equal if not greater priority than school or work. I'm not saying this is the wisest of choices, but it's what I intrinsically value in life.
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.
Last edited by FallDragon; Mar 13, 2006 at 12:21 AM.
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ALIIICCEE >=U I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |