SeptemberOmicron likes Power Ranger morphers! Do you?

So I just bought three motherfucking Power Rangers Mystic Force MORPHERS. This shit is crazy. Only one of them, the cell phone, has buttons that actually make sounds. The other two, these dagger things, make swish and CLANG noises when you press the trigger near the handle. I originally bought them for this crappy film I have to shoot for class by next week, but now my friends and I want to use them in public. For the win.

Anyway, what shit toys have you bought that are well beneath the recommended age? Please no sex toys.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I bought a thing of Simon because I remember kicking ass at it as a kid.

Second try I made it all the way to 50 and the game played some music which I interpreted as "You're too fucking good and/or cheating, GAME OVER!"



How ya doing, buddy?

I had this X-Men gun that made sounds when the triggers was pressed. It doubled as a candy dispenser... until I ate all the candy. It eventually stopped making sound, though. And any X-Men picture on there was lost to the wind.

There was that and the fact that I occasionally still buy Lego products.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Sometimes I get the McDonald's Happy Meal, not only because it's a much better value often, but sometimes has a kick-ass toy. Same deal with Burger King sometimes (sup Star Wars watches).

When I was in Australia, I got a kangaroo and koala puppet for no reason. FUN. I get some action figures now and then too.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Kurado

Anyway, what shit toys have you bought that are well beneath the recommended age? Please no sex toys.

I think the last one I bought was a Barbie/Hot Wheels Happy Meal from McDonald's when I worked there. It was when they first started, and I liked the Barbie design.

God help me if I know what happened to it......

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by nazpyro

Sometimes I get the McDonald's Happy Meal, not only because it's a much better value often, but sometimes has a kick-ass toy.

I know! My little cousin came home with a happy meal a while back that had a motion detector in it. I know that's not all that impressive, but it made me feel old considering that I used to get things in Happy Meals like Back to the Future toys that shot sparks.

The only kid's things that I really buy these days are beanie babies and anything you can build with (Legos, plain ol' wooden blocks with those archway pieces, K'Nex, etc.).

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I get every single Hungry Jacks kids meal toy set for free, it's very exciting. At the moment it's Garfield toys where you pull them back and they zoom off. As if Garfield could move. One day I'll make a suit out of them and walk around town with a stern, serious look on my face.

FELIPE NO

For me it had to be Simon and my legos. Simon for obvious reasons, but you just can't go wrong with a lego building set under any circumstances.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?