Façade - the "be an asshole to failing marriage couple" game

http://www.interactivestory.net/

Basically a couple invite you round so they can argue in fron of you and you type shit and try and help them and save their marriage. The download is a torrent btw so you might need to grab utorrent or something.

And who the hell is called Gonzalo.

But anyway, post your hijinx with the crappy couple here.

Quote:

TRIP
Well, it's funny how after a full day's work designing magazine ads, Grace finds the time to decorate... and re-decorate...

GRACE
Ha ha, uhh, I guess it's just the artist in me dying to get out. -- (interrupted)

CHLOE
this one looks like a penis
(CHLOE puts down a trinket 1.)

TRIP
uh... uh, heh heh...

GRACE
uh...!

TRIP
god, I don't, um...

GRACE
(nervous coughing)

TRIP
what...

Quote:

TRIP
you, um... -- (interrupted)

(ADAM kisses trip.)

(ADAM hugs trip.)

(ADAM kisses trip.)

(ADAM kisses trip.)

TRIP
Okay, Adam, you know what? I think you should leave.

TRIP
There's only so much you can expect to put up with, you know?

(Trip opens the front door.)

TRIP
We'll be fine -- you should just go.

(Trip closes the front door.)

(ADAM knocks on the front door.)

(ADAM knocks on the front door.)

Quote:

TRIP
Heather!!

TRIP
Hey! It's been too long! -- (interrupted)

HEATHER
IS THAT ARGUING I HEAR???

(Trip closes the front door.)

(HEATHER knocks on the front door.)

(HEATHER knocks on the front door.)

Thing is, you can go in there yelling "I'M BLEEDING, I'VE BEEN SHOT" and they just carry on going "SO WANNA DRINK?"

Jam it back in, in the dark.