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Forum Game: Corrupt Wish
How to Play: Turns somebodies wish into something horrible!
EXAMPLE 1st Poster: I wish I had a puppy Next Poster: Granted, but it gets run over. Simple right? Great fun. I wish that the PSP didn't suck so bad. Jam it back in, in the dark. |
the psp is no longer crap, people start buying it, and Sony make ground in nintendos illustrious handheld market monopoly, weakening the latter company and removing nintendos artistic liberty as they make a mad dash to be mainstream and boring just to turn a profit, like Sega. Since only nintendo make decent games, for proper gamers it's the end of the industry forever.
I wish i could go to the moon! Most amazing jew boots |
You are fortuitously chosen from your university cohort for a cultural exchange with the Lunarian University of Aeronautics and Space Engineering, and as part of the orientation itinerary you are whisked to a massive facility which houses the experimental Tandem Mirror Engine, to be used for the upcoming Jovian expedition. Just as you place your hand on its perfectly polished surface, a terrorist from the United Space Front detonates a bomb right underneath your suspended walkway, blowing everyone in your group to smithereens. And leaving just a nasty black smudge on the engine, phew!
I wish posting in this thread would pick up. This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Your wish is granted, Bigblah.
Only, you keep deleting them so it amounts to nothing. I wish i could breathe underwater. I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
but you can't corrupt your own wish. That's lame.
(i wish i could breathe underwater) What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
I wish this thread didn't exist anymore.
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
I wish I were a moderator so I could cleverly tie my warnings and announcements in with the subject of the thread in which i post them. Jam it back in, in the dark. |
But, while you are exploring the sea using your new ability; OUT OF NOWHERE, a massive, legendary hammerhead shark known to sailors as "Lord Styphon" emerges from an underwater cave and devours you whole. He then returns to the cave, waiting for the next unsuspecting I wish I were a GFF administrator. Double Post: Kolba, when did whinehurst ever wish "delete me"? There's nowhere I can't reach.
Last edited by Eleo; Aug 18, 2006 at 10:36 AM.
Reason: Automerged additional post.
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Before his wish was granted!
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Eleo, wish granted.
But soon after the Axis takeover of GFF seems complete, Lord Styphon rises from the ashes with a Stalin Avatar and rallies all the members of GFF in a quick and bloodly coup that turns this place into a more class-cliche oriented society having multiple administrators (with no moderators) that abuse their powers repeatedly when any anti-GFF/staff statements come to light and by also hijacking all the FTP servers in one fell swoop. I wish I had a Wii... I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? ~ Ready To Strike ~ :Currently Playing: League Of Legends(PC), Skyrim(PC), Golden Sun: Lost Age(GBA), Twilight Princess(Wii), Portal2(PC), Dragon Warrior II(NES), Metroid Prime 2: Echoes(GC)
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I wish Surge (The awesome soda that Vault is trying to imitate) would return. I was speaking idiomatically. |
I wish I didn't have any wrinkles. Most amazing jew boots |
Wish granted! No more wrinkles. No more skin.
I wish I was little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good. I would call her. I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a six four Impala. FELIPE NO so they may learn the glorious craft of acting from the dear leader |
I wish I had a mullet. What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Holy Chocobo |
I wish I had the ability to run super-fast. Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Granted, but you eventually burn up in a hell blazing inferno while running. When you finally stop, you're just a charred skeleton.
I wish people would stop saying how good the PS3 is. There's nowhere I can't reach. |
This thread makes a lot more sense when you can see the deleted posts.
Wish granted, instead they start banging on about even though the PS3 didn't meet expectations, the PS4 is gonna be fucking awesome! I wish that my credit card hadn't maxed out yesterday (£5,000 in debt lol). This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
From stress, you begin to develop mysterious pustules on your skin. The pustules evnetually turn out to be a rare parasitic infection caused by a type of cicada; cicadas pop out of your skin daily. I wish I had a goldfish. I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?
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Holy Chocobo |
I wish cell phones would just be phones. I was speaking idiomatically. |
I wish the Jedi would take care of the whole "Ninja vs. Pirates" debate once and for all. What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? "Oh, for My sake! Will you people stop nagging me? I'll blow the world up when I'm ready."--Jehova's Blog |
I wish I had high-speed internet. FELIPE NO |
However, due to the sudden viability of file sharing resources, you indulge and download a multitude of ripped DVDs and CDs, as well as gobs of warez. Contained within these warez files are numerous virii, which invade your computer, and working in conjunction with each other, turn it into a rampaging, homocidal machine. It then proceeds to murder all of your family and rapes your dog with a USB cord, and you only hear about this in horror a week later from the jail cell that the RIAA and MPAA cast you into. I wish all of my school debts were absolved. What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Wish granted. However, the school smacks you up with hidden debts the following month that you had no idea you had to pay until the day of announcement. Turns out some id theft'ed you and you have no way to correct it. Your debt escalates and all your items become repossessed, and the school continues to siphon money out of you until you end up living at a friend's house for the rest of your life.
I wish that I could have 20/20 vision again. Jam it back in, in the dark. |