Toilet Paper Dispute Overflows Into Fight

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CHARLESTON, S.C. - An argument over toilet paper overflowed into a fight, sending one motel maid to the hospital and another to jail.
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The maids at the Siesta Motor Lodge in North Charleston armed themselves with a plunger and mop after accusing each other of taking toilet paper from each other's cleaning carts, North Charleston police said.

Deloris Smith, 47, is charged with assault and battery of a high and aggravated nature. A magistrate set her bail Friday at $5,000.

The argument began about 9:40 a.m. Thursday in the motel's laundry room. The 52-year-old maid wounded in the scuffle said Smith grabbed a mop and hit her on the arms. She was taken to a hospital with minor injuries, police said.

Smith said she was defending herself from her co-worker's plunger.

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How idle has somebody to be to start a fight because of Toilet Paper?? ... how sad

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Star Wars kid is the only one adept at using weapons like those.


Okay I'm sorry, I have to work with what you give me.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

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The maids at the Siesta Motor Lodge in North Charleston armed themselves with a plunger and mop after accusing each other of taking toilet paper from each other's cleaning carts.

I just got the funniest damn mental image from that line.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Wow. RPG Hero mop and plunger style. That's awesome.

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They're in a motel and all they can arm themselves with is a plunger and a mop? Sheesh, couldn't they have hit each other with chairs or something?

I was speaking idiomatically.

Well at least they didn't argue who was cleaning whos toilet and start throwing shit at each other.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

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The maids at the Siesta Motor Lodge in North Charleston armed themselves with a plunger and mop after accusing each other of taking toilet paper from each other's cleaning carts, North Charleston police said.

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I just got the funniest damn mental image from that line.

Same here man. I just busted out laughing. Big deal, so they took toilet paper from each other so aren't they even?

FELIPE NO

That sounds like something strait out of Python. Mortal kombat with implements of cleaning.

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oke: + = :argue:

Beware :toiletdeath: and maid

Jam it back in, in the dark.

They don't even give you the most important information: Was it 2-ply?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

A mop and a plunger...


Those mexicans sure are creative with thier weapons. I would have used the in-room coffee maker.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

In my line of work, toilet paper is more precious than the air you breathe. You'd be surprised how pissed someone gets when you take their tp.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

That's awesome. Deloris Smith doesn't sound like the type of name a Mexican lady would take, but my mental image included two short Mexican women duking it out in a narrow hallway, backed up by their carts. I suppose it's a bit cruel of me to so flippantly associate hotel cleaning ladies with Mexicans, but there ya have it.

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Hahaha. That is wicked hilarious. Goes to show you that is a fiesty job market in Maid services.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I think if I was a maid cleaning up shit, I would use anything as an excuse to fight.

FELIPE NO

There are only two types of maid: The fat angry mexican ones, and the French porno, not even a real maid ones

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

When I worked at the hotel on the weekends, scuffles like this broke out all the time between the maids who HATED each other. No one was ever sent to prison or anything, but it kept escalating with the who-gets-which-rooms and who gets the cart with the squeaky wheels.

I had a friend (a transvestite goth) who would intentional fuck with them and sabotage their carts because he thought it was hilarious to watch them. He would proceed to walk down the halls of the hotel with a wire hanger screaming "NOOOOOOOOOO WIIIIIIIIIIIIRE HANGERSSSSSSSSSSSS" while the maids were arguing. (Gotta love Mommie Dearest)

Ah, those were the days. I think that the hotel was where my love of drama began. ^_^

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Wow... these miads are pretty stupid. I guess Consuela should get some anger management.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Heard about that yesterday. Too bad one of them didn't shove those complimentary soap bars up their ass......or poured a pint of mouthwash in their eyes.....or clocked each other with a remote control....

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

This just goes to show what trivial things people argue over. Why use a mop? Wouldn't the cleaner have been more effective?

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Originally Posted by www.sega.co.jp

In my line of work, toilet paper is more precious than the air you breathe. You'd be surprised how pissed someone gets when you take their tp.

Astronaut?

You'd take up plenty of air with you, that much is figured. It's not something you'd forget, the air. Extra air always with the extra air. Always enough air. But toilet paper is less critical in the mission planning stage. I can see oversights happening with the toilet paper. "Jeff, lots of extra air on board, yeah?" "Lol why ask" "Okay, what about toilet paper, extra toilet paper? You did pack the extra toilet paper didn't you Jeff?" "FUCK"

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by FLEX

.....or clocked each other with a remote control....

nah, it's a motel, the remote's probably bolted to the night table.

man, that's intense, and fricken hilarious. i'd probably be laughing, and captalizing words if i weren't so tired.

i've learned now never to take somebody's toilet paper, unless i wanna get plunged

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Chaotic

They're in a motel and all they can arm themselves with is a plunger and a mop? Sheesh, couldn't they have hit each other with chairs or something?

Exactly.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by scotty

There are only two types of maid: The fat angry mexican ones, and the French porno, not even a real maid ones

I had the Frech porno maid once. She was hot and kept giving me the "I'll clean your toilet anyday" look.
Whatever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas but in my case it was a cruise ship so whatever happens on the ship stays on the ship.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?