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Pimp My Snack
http://www.pimpmysnack.com/
This site is dedicated to super awesome culinary projects, most of which are making incredible giant-sized versions of confections that you'll find at any corner store (my favorite so far is the Reese's Mothership), but it's also home to many other insane snack food experiments; it's not just chocolate, big hot dogs and fried eggs and other stuff are all there as well, but still, its true talent lies in the creation of macro-sweets. It also includes recipes and directions on how to make your own. Good lord, I'd hit that... Most amazing jew boots |
Here's what he'd hit for the curious.
The comic effect of giant food spikes when accompanied with people attempting to eat it. Otherwise, it's pretty, "huh, well how 'bout that." There's nowhere I can't reach. so they may learn the glorious craft of acting from the dear leader |
Looking at the pictures, I see someone having a 'OMG THEY'RE HUEG LIEK XBOX!' kinda moment, but I couldn't see anyone actually wanting to eat them (at least I wouldn't want to, anyway). They just don't really look too good. I guess bigger isn't always beter.
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Spoiler:
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? "Oh, for My sake! Will you people stop nagging me? I'll blow the world up when I'm ready."--Jehova's Blog |
That Oreo and the Doritos chips were the only replicas that I thought were appealing. The other snacks looked too artificial.
I was speaking idiomatically. |
Somehow I'm thinking everything would taste absolutely awful.
If I wanted to die a slow painful and early death to cardiovascular disease and obesity, I'd rather savor many tiny foods rather than attempt to consume a giant disgusting one. Big food, how hi-larious. What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
It'd be a cool party favor or center for sure. I'm sure people would get a kick out of it and be enjoying the fact they're eating an oreo the size of their torso.
FELIPE NO |
Yeah, I remember my one friend's mom would bake this GIANT chocolate chip cookie to serve as a birthday treat instead of just making a whole lot of little cookies. It wasn't anything super-special tasting, but the way she presented it made it really cool.
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Reminds me of this resturant in California called BJs. They have a desert called a pizookie, which is a freshly baked cookie straight out of the oven with globs of ice cream on top.
If you had a party at BJs, you'd order the giant pizookie which was 6 flavors and gallons of ice cream on top. The center would always be slightly underdone, so it'd be the best part, where you'd mix semi-raw hot cookie dough with melting ice cream. That's awesome big food. There's nowhere I can't reach. |
I wish they'd include the nutrition information for me to laugh at.
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
They do on a lot of them, Pom.
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
Most amazing jew boots "Oh, for My sake! Will you people stop nagging me? I'll blow the world up when I'm ready."--Jehova's Blog |
It's a good idea, but most if not all look absolutely revolting to me. But it seems like a fun project to do if you just feel like burning cash.
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Instead of making them huge, they should have added Smarties hubcaps and 1/2 Oreo spoilers to chocolate bars. That'd be hardcore.
FELIPE NO |
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |