Your most memorable FAILURE at cooking (v.2)

You know, once our very own Chaotic Lullaby actually caught water on fire in a pot. She was trying to make rice and somehow caught the oil and water on fire because she forgot about it boiling while playing video games, and when she came back there were flames bursting forth everywhere. She took so damn long with her ADHD that the water entirely evapourated and all that was left with a flaming glob of goo.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Chaotic Lullaby

THERE WAS NO GOO, ONLY FIRE jls;fdjkasdf.

BUT GOO SOUNDS SO MUCH MORE AWESOME.
and yeah, you are obviously some sort of anti-miracle worker messiah because i'm still trying to figure out how you actually made something stick to NEW teflon.

There's nowhere I can't reach.