Throwing Bricks at the Can Net You Free Chicken

This sounds really dumb to me. Suppose he was sleeping and rolled to his death? Would it still somehow be the cops fault? Or suppose the roof was in bad condition, and he falls through it. Would he be able to sue the house owner because of that (and if he can, that's just BS, cause it's not like the house owners invited him to romp around on their roof).

I'd say they should get a large cherry picker, and cuff him then bring him down when he's sleeping. And to reduce his chances of getting up, sedate him with some ether on a rag (or whatever that stuff is they put on a rag to knock people out). And to reduce his chances of dying should he fall, put a bunch of mats around the house, so his fall will be cushioned.

I'm guessing this guy's behavior (and the fact that the cops are essentially caving in to him) is only going to encourage more people to do that stuff. And although the owners of this house have been somewhat lenient, I can't imagine that everyone would feel the same, and would probably start shooting at him if he climbs on the wrong person's house.

Anyway, keep us updated on what happens. Apparently this isn't the first time this guy's done this and I wanna see what happens to him after he comes down.

Jam it back in, in the dark.