[Multiplatform] Bayonetta Non Stop Climax Action

PS3 version is probably not as bad as people are exaggerating it to be. A few minor graphical problems and a couple extra seconds of load time really won't ruin any fun. The complaints I have seen about this game across very gaming sites have made me laugh though.

"Grr why would I want to play Sarah Palain May Cry? So stupid"

"This game is a ripoff of DMC, the producer should sue Bayonetta"

"Oh god here we go, sex being shoved down our throats again...why would I want to play a game where the main character has a great rack and a great ass"

I preordered after I played the demo, which is usually rare for me since I usually get sold on a game from reading previews/reviews.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Inhert

Its not just a few second of loading time, it there's loading screen where there's not on the 360.

For example there's a 6sec loading screen just to pause the game, another loading screen when you get an item, etc...

Not to talk about the 30fps vs 60fps of the 360, which is not even constant...

Wow is it really that bad? If it was, I would say theres no chance in hell they'd release the game like that but apparently they did/are going to? I hate to admit it but the game does appeal to the ignorant gamers who buy whatevers hot and trendy. They will buy the game knowing little about it, then take it home and then get pissed off because they think their copy is broken and take it back to their gamestopt.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Qwarky

The very suggestion that someone would buy Bayonetta knowing very little of it makes my head dizzy. Bayonetta is hardly bought even by people who are really interested in it, much less people who know nothing about it, it's the last game to appeal to someone who cares about hot and trendy.

You'd be surprised at what people buy without knowing much about it. I worked part time at Gamestop for some extra money not too long ago and there are people who just walk in and base their 60$ purchase on if the back of the game case looks appealing or what we recommend them. Considering how many posters I saw at Gamestop for this game and how hard the employee tried to get me to preorder it, I have no doubt they will recommend this to the simpletons.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Devo

They already did, I posted about it.

It's not unplayable but it's fucking inferior to the 360 version. Either keep it exclusive or come out with a worthwhile port later.

I hope this faux pas doesn't become a habit either. This isn't the first shit port due to pure bullshit on behalf of a publisher.

I haven't followed the game until I happened across the demo while browsing on PSN about two weeks ago. I didn't notice anything bad in the demo but I might of just been overlooking it. Was it originally planned as just a 360 title and then they said Oh fuck it, lets release it on PS3 too...with a shit transfer?

Didn't this happen to another game as well? It might of been HL Orange Box. I do agree with you though, that if a game has that many issues...either fix this shit or keep it exclusive. I had high hopes because while I do own a 360 and a PS3, the 360 is usually being used by my roommate.

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