[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

SNME looks like it will be entertaining at least, like a pay per view...except not. Im debating buying Wrestlemania this year, it doesnt look like its going to be all that impressive...

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Im sensing a Mickey James heel turn. I bet it will be turned out that she was the one who attacked Torrie...and will do something to Trish at SNME. Although who really cares about the womens division.

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Test also went against Val Venis, and won (as a heel..using feet on ropes to win) on a Raw Dark Match. I think its great to bring him back...he was a decent big guy with some high impact moves.

Also Shannon Moore has resigned with WWE and is done with TNA. This is good...especially if they utilize him on Smackdown in the cruiserweight division. Either that, or look for him to feud/team with Matt Hardy. Id like to see him feud with him personally...I think they could have some great matches.

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TNA cant be surprised though, he was working without a contract..and based on how that "without a contract" performers went in ECW...its only a matter of time before they end up jumping ship. I hope to god that WWE doesnt bring him in ...push him for 2 weeks and then forget about him...and leave him to Velocity.

I was speaking idiomatically.

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According to sources within WWE and TNA, Shannon Moore has not signed a contract with WWE as of this evening. Moore is considering offers from both companies. He will be making a decision soon. This is not a "bidding war" by the way.

TNA offered Shannon Moore a contract a few months ago, however, he never signed it. Should Shannon Moore sign on with WWE, he will not be reporting to Deep South Wrestling like originally reported. He would immediately join the Smackdown brand and become Matt Hardy's tag team partner.

Well thats interesting. Its the first I have ever heard of a wrestler actually having to choose between the two brands. Im betting anything Matt Hardy is in Moore's ear telling him to go for the WWE one. Strangely, Id want that to happen...I think Matt Hardy and Shannon Moore could have some awesome matches with MNM.

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I think WWE is starting to push both the Women's division and the Crusierweight division on both of its main shows. CW used to be something that you really only saw on Velocity, but now ya got Helms defending the title almost on a weekly basis...and hes got some good opposition....Kash, Noble, ..

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Its like his call sign to Shane...kind of like when they say The Game Triple H...we know hes the game but just keep repeating it anyway. I guess it has a kind of nice ring to it.

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Originally Posted by Slash

Okay, The Game -- Nice ring, Your Olymipc Hero -- Nice Ring, The Peoples Champion -- Nice ring...

My Son Shane! -- Too sketchy and like...not flowing.

Well it only works when coming from Vince himself. I dont think Joey Styles hyping up a match for Shane by going..."John Cena goes one on one with My Son Shane at Wrestlemania". ...it wouldnt make sense...unless Joey had a son named Shane...who was competing at Wrestlemania. Now..."John Cena goes one on one with The Game at Mania"...people would know who you mean. Its a good catchname for Shane...but only when used from Vince. Or maybe Linda.

I enjoyed that candid moment on RAW with Triple H, Shane and Vince all doing the promo and Vince hugging them and saying "Like one big happy family"...if that wasnt an inside joke (but truthful joke) I dont know what is.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Slash

WWE Mistakes

--Cutting down the Tag Team Divison
--Never bringing back Hardcore title
--Not letting Cena go heel
--Losing Matt Morgan
--Firing Mordecai
--Not letting Sean O'Haire become a bigger star and holding him back (I don't remember alot from 05)
--The tasteless killing off of Paul Bearer
--HHH getting at least a total of 600+ hours of air time.

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--ECW One Night Stand
--Not Firing RVD because of his injury
--Allowing Christian to leave so I can watch him be a bigger star on TNA, same with Rhyno

I agree on the tag team thing...WWE just was hoping to split up tag teams and find great singles guys in the mix. I still think Shelton Benjamin was better as TWGTT...he might not of had as much exposure..but it was a great team.

I miss the hardcore title, I think it was a matter of brand dispute though. Which side would have it? Raw or Smackdown? I think they thought about it and figured it was easier just to drop the title completly. I think it would of been great as a interbrand championship.

Cena was a heel...and he had some of his funniest promo's when doing it. His raps on Brock Lesner actually made me think Cena was better at entertaining then Brock...I remember one line being...something about Brock Lesners tattoo being his mother on his back..lol.

Matt Morgan was good...without the stuttering gimmick....he was pretty high impact...although I most remember him v.s Shannon Moore...talk about squash matches.

I dont remember Mordecai too much...I just recall that he had some nifty promos and then he beat Scotty 2 Hottie.....wow.

Sean Ohaire IS a great athlete. WWE wanted to push him as a big guy instead of letting him perform at his best. I recall WWE not letting him use his Seanton Bomb (swanton bomb) because it took away from Jeff Hardys. How lame.

I like HHH and I like his promos. I do not like when he has very long ones. I also am quite sick of him being in 56 contract signings per year. So hes good...in moderation. Gotta give him credit though...he can deliver a hell of a promo....well that is when tehy are different..most are the same anymore.

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Oh yeah and Test is back now. Which I think is good...I always thought he was pretty impressive for as big as he is. Just keep him away from Stacy Keilber and the lame testicle gimmick.

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Spirit Squad rules. I think they are meant to be annoying but just the way they act is so damn funny. Did you catch at the end of their cheer up on the ramp...the guy dancing across in front of them? Awesome, even the announcers couldnt help but laugh at it. I can see somewhere in the future them using the old "swap" trick to win tag matches.

Interestingly enough...Sean O'haire had a try out match last night against Trevor Murdoch. Hopefully they will bring him back..and if they do...they will use him properly.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

So far its pretty good I think. Ive liked all the matches...except the one on right now.

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The Foley/Edge match was freaking sick, I loved it. Flaming tables like wut. I like how WWE aires a backlash commercial with Cena saying "Ill take back whats mine"

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I take back what I said...The HBK/Vince match was freaking awesome.

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Shawn pulled out the hugest ladder ive ever seen, put a trash can on vince...put vince on the table..climbed up the ladder..did the dx crotch chop and dropped an elbow on vince. This match WAS the best match of Mania...hands down.

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what the fuck...

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the gave triple h a new theme..kind of. Sounds like its based on his King of Kings gimmick...he came up dressed like a barbarian king...with a crown thath ad his logo on the front LOL, I thought wow, how lame...then I saw John Cena's...I cant describe it...you have to see it yourself to understand just how gay it is. god i hope he loses.

I was speaking idiomatically.

LOL, I liked how when Cena/HHH were exchanging punchines...fans were booing at Cena's and cheering at HHH.

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Im surprised it ended how it did. Nice homage to DX by HBK and HHH though...crotch chops rule. Cena had a ton of heat, probably booed more then anyone else. Surprisingly there was a large Carlito chant at the beginning of the show...in addition to fans cheering heavily for Micky James and booing Trish. Final results: Big show/kane won, Micky won the womens title, boogeyman won...with a nice worm kiss to Sharmell, JBL won, Rey won, HBK won, Taker won, Cena won. I might be missing a match or two.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Oh man...maybe its just because I play WoW alot but I found this to be funny...

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Even with a full Molten Core set of Epics, HHH couldn't get the job done. But like I said in the beginning, this was a great show and definitely beyond everyones expectations. Now if only these crap champs would just drop their titles!

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I dont find it odd, WWE would rather promote its two playboy diva's in a stupid pillowfight...then allow the only good tag team a chance to wrestle at wrestlemania. I seriously wonder how much that must suck to be a title holder in WWE and not be involved in a match at wrestlemania.

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Yeah...take out finley and flair...add at least Carlito. I dont think too much of Masters or his ring work. I think Carlito would be better suited in a ladder match of sort. Carlitos got a pretty decent fan base...he had a decent sized of a pop when he came out.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Triple H was pretty damn funny tonight. Honestly I think he is one of my favorite guys on RAW.

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I dont want to see Edge/HHH/Cena in a triple threat match at Backlash though

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I think Triple H realized back around Wrestlemania 21 that people were sick of him as champion. People booed him just..to boo. I mean he could of given them free money...they would still boo. He did the smart thing by helping put Batista even more over by letting him beat him in another match and a HITC. Taking a break for a while was also a smart thing...

Im surprised that when he came back he didnt go for Cena then, but it makes sense. I dont see Hunter as a face anytime soon...but even in heel mode hes pretty damn funny with his promos. Yeah sure some are boring, but hes got a way with improving that makes him shine. Plus hes good in the ring...not just at showing off how good he is...but selling so good and workign with his opponent to make him look just as good...remember his matches with Batista? They were actually good. Batista lookedp retty bad against JBL...and you cant just say because JBL sucked...Batista didnt look so great either.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I dont know what hes going to do with that new theme. He used it at Mania, then it stopped and went into his usual music. He came out to it last night..and then later on came out to his normal music. WTF.

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It has been reported that World Wrestling Entertainment has suspended Randy Orton for 60 days. Reason for his suspension is: "unprofessional conduct".

WWE issued a text message via their mobile service confirming the story, that Randy Orton had been suspended for "unprofessional conduct."

It will be interesting to see WWE does at tonight's SmackDown taping as Randy Orton had been advertised in the main event, challenging Rey Mysterio for the WWE World Championship. - PwInsider.com

This certainly sucks pretty bad. I wonder what he did?

I was speaking idiomatically.

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this is from the SD Spoilers: In Long's office, several members of the roster were assembled. Long said that the KING OF THE RING!~ tournament would be coming back, and that our first match next week would be...Kurt Angle vs. Randy Orton! Woot, bringing back the King of the Ring is an awesome move. I wonder if they are just bringing back the KoTR tournament or the pay per view itself. I assume they are going to have it be inter brand....which also makes me wonder are they going to make the winner of it...the #1 contender for the championship? I hope not...because that makes the Royal Rumble seem less important.

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Well we know Orton wont be winning it....Im betting it will be Lashley or Finley.

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Angle V Orton = Angle is going to win...possibly with a bump on Orton to appease him leaving for a while.

Booker T v Hardy ..Im going with Hardy on this one...

Finlay v Benoit ...Im not gonna go with JBL interference..but Finlay pulling some heel crap...and winning it...

Henry v Lashley Im betting Lashley will win by showing some amazing strength on Henry...either dominatoring him...or something else.

Hardy and Angle...im gonna go with Hardy on this because people expect Angle to win. Im betting something/someone will cause him to lose..leading into his next feud.

Lashley and Finley...Id go with Lashley, but just to be different this time...im gonna say Finley. Somehow he will pull it off...dont know how though.

Finals...two things could end up happening here. One...Hardy would end up winning...WWEs way of pleasing the internet fans and showing people "wow we do care about Matt Hardy"...or...im betting Shannon Moore will show up...be in Hardy corner for his first semi-finals match...and go on to cost him the finals...leading into a Moore/hardy feud.

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Originally Posted by Slash

Hey everyone! DX is coming back! I mean they already have HHH and HBK who, storyline wise hate one another, and oh look, BG James and Kip James are totally fed up with WWE and are going to come back to be shoved onto heat! Oh and can't forget about MR. MIA Sean Waltman!

No...DX is NOT coming back...at least the one with HHH, HBK, Road Dogg, Billy Gunn and X-Pac

I scrolled back again and read this. HBK was never really in DX with HHH, Xpac, Gunn and Road Dogg, he was more or less the one starting it with Triple H, Chyna and I guess Rick Rude.

I know Triple H is geared for a face turn...and what better way to push triple h over as a huge face..then aligning him with HBK? If that does happen, it wont be DX of old...more or less like an alliance with the two and having them do their own seperate thing. The only flaw in DX returning is the fact that both are high level main eventers. Back when it was formed, triple h was somewhat of a midcarder. Still, I would love to see HHH and HBK team up and beat the hell out of the spirit squad...just because.

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Hes not working with a contract though...at least not as one as solid as guys like Raven and Rhino.

Hopefully they will use ECW as a way to also push new talent. I wouldnt mind if guys were brought up from OVW early and you got to see them in action. I know ive been waiting to see CM Punk...but aside from a brief cameo at Wrestlemania...he aint done a thing.

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