[Movie] Resident Evil Movie Series.

I was kind of hyped for RE2. Nemesis was shown briefly in the trailer, Jill looked kinda hot. It seemed as though they were trying to get back into the original plotline for the games. Now, upon retrospect, that's a good and a bad thing. The games don't really have awesome or compelling storylines to begin with.

But Resident Evil: Apocalypse was just bad. Alice didn't need to run down a building to impress me; she already kicked a zombified dog in the snout in the first movie. Now if she suplexed a zombie, that'd be priceless. Instead we're 'treated' to a half-assed fight with a man in a giant Nemesis condom. I unzipped my pants in the theaters, whipped it out, and skullfucked myself. My eight dollars. Eight bucks I could've saved for a BART ticket.

The new RE movie doesn't sound very promising, but I'll probably go in with low expectations (a habit I've developed since RE:A). I mean if it's bad, at least I can go in laughing at it. Hopefully.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I won't be interested in this until I hear news of Wesker running on walls.

There's nowhere I can't reach.