Weird dreams

I have tons of odd dreams, some that I definetely won't be sharing, but also some I wouldn't mind posting about.

One recent dream I had was me in a Blockbuster, looking for a movie to rent. As I look around the video racks, a guy passes by me, who turns out was Kiefer Sutherland. I stop and turn around, and he's already facing me, nodding his head as if saying "Yep, it's me."

I smile and say (in a deep voice) "Agent Jack Bauerrrrrr!"

He smiles again, then briefly mentions that he was looking for a movie for his kids (I'm not sure if he actually has any). I ask for an autograph, and fumble around trying to find something for him to write on (paper, DVD cover, etc).

A pretty hilarious, but also cool dream.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I've had dreams where I'm hurt or dying before, but the one injury-related dream I have many times involve my teeth. For some reason I keep dreaming that my teeth are stuck together (as if glued or something). I try opening my mouth as hard as I can to pry it open. Eventually I suceed, but end up shattering all of my teeth, or prying them clean off my mouth. It's a freaky dream, especially since I can feel the pain (or imagine it). I always wake up in a hurry and check each and every tooth.

How ya doing, buddy?

You know what dreams are the worst? The ones that occur when you're half-awake, thus they feel more real to you.

This happened to me last night, while tossing and turning, unable to sleep. I had a mid-dream where the floor began to shake, and my TV (which faces my bed from the front) morphed into a giant cannon. The cannon was pointing right at me, and begun to charge up.

In a panic, I literally jumped out of my bed and dropped to the floor, covering my head. After a bit, I wised up and went back to sleep. Damn that was embarrasing.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.