Dental Problems

You guys are lightweights.

In seventh grade my dentist realized i had crossbite, sent me to an orthodontist. First visit there, Orthodontist practically shit a brick - i had class 3 crossbite which is as bad as it gets. My lower jaw stuck out enough that even with my jaw shut i could still fit my tongue though the gap. He knew i'd need surgery, so he sent me to an oral surgeon. Surgeon was like "yep, you need surgery. But we can't do it till you stop growing or else the crossbite will just come back." So in the five to six years they waited for me to stop growing i had braces twice, for two and then one year. And then my wisdom teeth taken out.

Then i got to have the surgery. That amounted to the surgeon breaking off my lower jaw, shaving off some of the bone, and screwing it back into place after cutting my upper jaw in half and widening it.

My teeth were wired shut for 2 months, it was 6 months before i could open them all the way again. I lost 60 pounds in that 2 months because i was basically pouring soup into my clenched mouth and hoping that some would make it back into my throat.

Year after than i got my tonsils out. Not because i really need it, but because the surgeon said they were particularly huge and, what the hell, we might as well.

You ain't lived till you get juiced up on nitrous and have 2 inches of stainless steel ripped out of your mouth. Just sayin.

Jam it back in, in the dark.