Products of Creation Science

Originally Posted by LordsSword

I'm glad a more talented person failed to change your mind. This means I get a turn.
I see this overwhelming evidence statement and wonder if you folks have seen it yourselves.
"I want to see" "Prove it" you say.

The reason we can't readily supply any evidence to support evolution is because it's a widely accepted fact by sane people. We would be hard pressed to find scientific papers supporting geo-spherical evidence or heliocentric theory, simply because everyone who isn't retarded knows that the earth is round and it revolves around the sun.

And the reason nobody likes you or Creationists is because you ejaculate in the face of common sense and reason. You brush aside scientific theory and seek answers from a single, unfounded source that was never designed to define the physical world. The tragic flaw of the faithful is the falure to comprehend one undeniable truth: Just because you want something to be true, doesn't make it so.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by LordsSword

People eat each other daily.

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People eat each other daily.

WHAT!?!

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Sassafrass

Would you like to partake in this fantastic femur I have over here? Nice and tender.

Only with a knife and fork though. We must be sophisticated in consuming our prey.

And the Gray Poupon, don't forget that.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by LordsSword

You can pound the table and say "fact" but it takes more than that to get me to listen.

Holy crapsicles. You gotta see the irony there, LordsSword. Please tell me you see the irony. You have to.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by LordsSword

I like the fact that you demonstrate a knowlege of and respect for the virtue of Christian values and the proper adherance to such values.
This ladys & gents is a person after my own heart.

So, evidently, you'll only listen to statements you already agree with.

You didn't come here looking for education. You came here looking for validation, and you're not going to find it. Not here. Clearly.

I was speaking idiomatically.