i need help.......please....

Oh, so she didn't blow you yet? well that explains why you're tracking her down so vigilantly. Here, give me her number. i'll call her for you.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

has she called you yet?

How ya doing, buddy?

Okay, i just got off the phone with her. She said she doesn't want to see you anymore, and that your desperation to talk with her is quite the turn-off.

She suggests you talk with girls who didn't just move to Spain to get away from you.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Hey, i think this kid's gone.

What do you wanna bet he hopped a plane to Madrid? Or better yet pulled a Romeo and...

oh god.

snake? SNAKE? SNAAAAAKEE!!

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by ForestBrain

People who judge based on age are turds.

what's that called? Youthism? Euphemism?

yeah, little kids can have all the feelings they want. And do. Problem is they're just too damn stupid to handle them.

This leads to kids asking the internet how to call Spain.

Forest, I'm guessing you're an avid believer in lowering the drinking age as well (but that's just an afterthought).

I was speaking idiomatically.

Thank you for that detailed explanation, Capo, though i am aware of euphemism's definition. I only said it because it sounds similar to "youthism". I did not know about ageism, or that it even existed - i has assumed it was a widely known fact that with greater age comes greater experience, and therefore wisdom.

I suppose i wrote that afterthought because i find the teenage know-it-all behavior exasperating and obnoxious. And sometimes i just want to hit them with a sock stuffed with reality.

Kids are stupid. they just are. I was when i was a kid, i suppose its something you just need to get through. But for Forest at 22 (i'm assuming based on her previous post) to come in and think otherwise, to suggest "ageism" - well, she's wrong.

How ya doing, buddy?