One of my favorite stores to browse is a paper store.

Paper stores are pretty great, but I tend to avoid paper stores, craft stores, fabric stores, and even hardware stores not because I don't enjoy them or can't think of brilliant things to do with everything, but because my wife will invariably spend all the money. And it's not because she's a sieve when it comes to money, she just gets all those crafty ideas and such and then wants to actually, y'know, do them.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Bernard Black

Oh, and looking at plants as well, seriously no idea why because I'm a menace to most anything botanical

Oh yes, this too. I'm hoping my supernatural ability to kill houseplants is at least partially blameable on living in an apartment, and that one day a real house will cure me. >.>

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Huh, a pen that replicates Chinese brushwork? That's awesome. Are you supposed to hold it like a real Chinese ink brush, or does it just simulate the effect when you write with it normally? Unfortunately my Chinese calligraphy is tarnished by years of rust; I imagine it would take too much work hobbify it again.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Oh gosh, Ikea. I could spend forever at Ikea. The problem with most furniture stores for me is that they get the interior designer in me going, and I have no outlet for it.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?