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The LDS church itself basically takes a hands-off approach to sex. What happens in the bedroom is the business of the couple in question. Most LDS girls are pretty timid about the whole sex thing at first, as I understand it, so you're best to take it slow.
If she's an active member of the LDS church, it might be beneficial for either her or both of you to talk to the bishop of her ward - he'll have more pertinent advice than some virgin Mormon boy on an internet forum. ![]() PS oral sex is fine and I'm fairly certain that there's no banning on any positions. At least, not that I've ever heard of. Most amazing jew boots |
When are you going to be getting married? Are you getting married first, then getting sealed in a year? (PS I'd convert for Orson Scott Card if I wasn't already Mormon, too. :P) There's nowhere I can't reach. |
We come across as really repressed, and mostly the thing is that rumors about Mormons fly around like mad, and most people don't care to check their sources for reliability or truth. I've had people tell me that I have to have special underwear with special hole for my penis so I can keep it on while I'm having sex - because of course, Mormons have to keep their special underwear on 24/7 and can't take it off for anything. Yeah, that's accurate. (read: not accurate at all what the monkey was that person thinking?!)
Then again, I've also been told that Mormons are part of that Hale-Bopp cult that kills themselves by drinking poison kool-aid in an attempt to transport to the spaceship tailing Haley's comet that will take them to God, or something like that. Yeah, lots of misconceptions about Mormons floating around. This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |