Theoretical Suicide

Suicide's a very selfish way to end a life. As such it's more a question of what I would do before I killed myself rather than how I would pull it off. :P However, I would be another of those who wouldn't want to cause anyone undue stress or pain, so it would be either in a way that made it appear as though an accident occurred, or so it appeared to be natural. In the end, though, even going through a great deal of pain/trauma/whatever, I'm not selfish enough to off myself, and I don't view it as being a viable solution to any problem I'll ever come across.

Jam it back in, in the dark.