"We're having hot dogs? Thanks, but I'll take the arsenic."

Y'know, I don't know if there's anything quite that extreme for me. Thousand-year-old eggs come to mind, but though they're hardly palatable I would still eat them if it came down to it (which it has, in the past, not for survival but for politeness). Balut, perhaps (the one-day-before-hatching egg that is a Vietnamese...delicacy?), because I'd be weirded out by the near-bones and feathers and such.

Hot dogs are great, though, don't know why I'd cut those out. =D

Jam it back in, in the dark.

But tuna with miracle whip and celery is yummy, especially with potato chips. ;_;

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Yeah, but balut wins. Seeing it only seals the deal.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I've had a squid and octopus casserole before. And it was actually really good. No joke. I don't even typically like the stuff.

Plus, calimari at Macaroni Grill is quite nice.

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Hebrew National are the best hot dogs for boiling; Ballpark franks are the best for grilling; Nathan's are the best from a hot dog stand; Costco is best for the buck. These are the facts of life.

How ya doing, buddy?

Chicken feet cooked in the right sauce isn't bad - the skin picks up the flavor of the sauce, and sticking the whole thing in your mouth and spitting out the joint bones is fun. =D I've only had it dim sum style, though, never fried like many from Hong Kong have it.

Also, I've had pork blood (it's like tofu - they congeal it and cut it up into cubes like RR stated) in a really spicy Shanghai style dish. The sauce covered most of the taste, but the iron flavor was still pretty apparent. Not my favorite experience, but more palatable than balut.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Casu Marzu, eh? I don't rank it up with balut, but it's something I'd rather not ever encounter in real life. Never heard of it before and never want to hear of it again.

FELIPE NO

Birds nest soup is quite yummy. Most of the flavor comes from sources other than the birds' spit, but I liked birds nest soup even when I was a little kid, and I was a picky eater back then.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Fugu's toxin has got to be one of the coolest poisons on earth. More or less complete paralysis and full consciousness with death by asphixiation ensuing typically within 4-24 hours? Amazing. I know how I'm offing people next time I get crossed.

Jam it back in, in the dark.