One thing that you REALLY want

I'm dying to get a new cell phone (my contract with this one ends next month =D) I've been eyeing the KRZR and the new enV from Verizon, though if Verizon would carry them I'd heavily consider the SLVR and the SLDR (which isn't out for anyone yet, but it's pretty).

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Uhh I already have an ipod and don't need all the features, despite it being very cool. And it's way too expensive (I could get a PS3 for that amount ). And it's GSM-only and licensed to Cingular, and I ain't switching or I'd have to pay to talk to my mommy.

So I guess it's a good think you're not me! =D

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I'm still holding out for a phone that includes a razor for me to shave my face, a file so I can do my nails, a hot glue gun so I can do my crafts, and can opener so I'll never go hungry if I'm stranded on a hot desert island with only a crate full of vienna sausages.

I'd have thrown in a dildo so I could be just that gay in there somewhere if I could think of some not-completely-disturbing thing to say about it.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Sandy, can you really be that innocent? ^_^ To save you the trouble of googling it and destroying your innocence forever, we'll just say it's a fake penis and leave it at that.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I figured, Sandy. ^_~

Temari: Go for the Corolla! I got mine two months ago and love it. =D I would have preferred a Prius, but they're so dang expensive, and only available new (or higher priced than a new one because you bypass the waiting lists).

I was speaking idiomatically.