tl;dr

This might have turned into the funniest thread I've read in a long time. From someone's social life or lack thereof and asking for suggestions to the benefit of well water over city. Fantastic.

My suggestions probably wouldn't include the physical changes of drinking and smoking and whatnot, htough changing diet can have a great impact on your physiology and ought to be considered. The way I figure, you don't have to be in school to join clubs. There are plenty of clubs/groups/organizations out there that there ought to be some that have some sort of draw you'd find interesting, and there ought to be some that aren't in-your-face get-you-social, too. I'm naturally a rather antisocial person, but I try to get out in small groups and step out of my comfort zone on a small scale every once in a while, just so when the way-out-of-comfort-zone situations show up, I can at least cope.

That being said, what really broke me out of my natural antisocial state was largely serving a mission for my church, which had me out and talking to people (in another language, for pete's sake) 12+ hours a day. THAT's jumping in akin to cold turkey.

(and for the record, cold, fresh well water rocks ^_^)

Jam it back in, in the dark.