Man forced to "marry" goat...

That's hilarious. I cannot help but laugh. I think they were pretty much doing it to punish the guy, and he was humiliated beyond all measure. He more than likely has learned his lesson.

Also, what the hell is wrong with having ELDERS?!?!?!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Von

Do your elders force you to marry someone outside of your tribe?

I don't have tribes. Nor do I have elders.
In small scale societies such as those, however, elders are a good thing to have. Wise leadership is necessary for the survival of those societies.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Sanny

Only a council of unelected rulers that have power due to age will force someone to marry a goat, that's what.

And I am sure that the dude learned his lesson.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Sanny

In the context of our society, that would be unconstitutional and barbaric. It might work for them, but here we have laws that make sense.

No, that would not be unconstitutional, nor barbaric. It would just be flat out bizarre, and socially unacceptable. Right now, there are no real laws protecting marriage, as is evidenced by the conservatives trying to pass laws that DO do so. Nor are there laws preventing "shotgun weddings." (as far as I know)
However, like you said, it may work for them over there, but most likely not over here.
They may not make sense to us, but they certainly made sense to the people over there. Just because we would view such a punishment as over the top, doesn't make it so for the people there.
Quit being so ethnocentric.

All in all though, as magi had hinted at, all they did was make the guy pay for the goat he sexually assaulted.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I would imagine something like this:


I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Robiz

Personally, I'm disgusted by the thought of a man fucking a goat out of wedlock. I hope the message sent from the elders will be well taken by all. Pre-martial goat sex is wrong, only after the divine joining of man and goat, should such practices be undertaken.

Robiz tries so hard
But satire seems not his thing.
So, go soak your head.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?