Your most memorable FAILURE at cooking (v.2)

Usually, all of my failures end up being problems with timing. I can never seem to finish the food when I tell everyone it should be done.
One time, I was running pretty much an hour late, because my crock-pot was not cooking as fast as I had hoped. (you would think that 5 hours on high would be enough to cook pork and cream of mushroom soup) So, I take the thing out, and put it in the oven at a rather high temperature.
Needless to say, though pot boiled over, and I cooked off too much water... so we had a very salty meal that day.

And that is pretty much the extent of my bad cooking experiences. I suppose I have been rather fortunate so far in my culinary pursuits.

Jam it back in, in the dark.