eHarmony.

Online matching services do not appeal that much to me at all. Although I am not too adverse to meeting people online for the heck of it. In fact, there are a couple interesting chicks I have met through various web-related methods and social networks. Unfortunately, the most promising ones are in Washington state and Arizona.
I would prefer to leave these things in God's hands, however, rather than attempt to utilize what men would consider to be "ideal" matches.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Yeah, Gechmir understands.

But I like your logic Dopefish. X-D

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I know.
It was still humorous.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by xanth

3rd girl I never even met in person, because after I sent her a picture she asked me if I had ever thought about completely shaving off my eyebrows. When I said "no, why?" she suddenly got evasive and blocked me.

I can't help but think that this was just someone fucking with your head.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?