Man mistakes porn DVD as woman's cries for help

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So I grabbed the cavalry sword

CALVARY TO THE RESCUE....eh?

Although who in the right mind would play porn that loudly that even your neighbors could hear it.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I'm still wondering as to the source of this hilarious incident. Although one thing caught my eye, first the reason he gives for going in to investigate is:

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"I don't have a telephone," he said. "I couldn't call the police."

yet later he says:

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"I went downstairs and when I looked out the window, I saw the police had come, so I went out to tell them what happened."

So did he borrow someone's phone and still decided to take the glory matter into this own hands?

There's nowhere I can't reach.