If you want it, steal it!

I haven't really had anything of significant monetary value stolen from me, the only theft I can really remember was when my pikachu walker thing (you know those toys that you cliped on your belt and while you walked it kept track of the steps you took, which then translated to points in-game to use?) disappeared from my pockets one day, but I got over that quickly.

However I was quite a thief myself. I got away with a number of stealings when I was younger and more daring I guess. I stole a Pokemon game, pokemon cards, money, a calculator, innumerable pencils and pens or at least the lead or ink in them, and once even a gameboy color. Sadly the gameboy color would be the last of my major operations since by the time I stole it people had begun to notice things around me tended to disappear. I almost had the gameboy, then things just kinda fell apart after the kid I jacked it from noticed it, and you put two and two together, well lets just say I had an unwelcome visit from my parents that day. I really haven't stolen anything since, haha.

Jam it back in, in the dark.