TREATED LIKE DIRT

I fix computers, and do to the fact that absolutely no one knows how to use a computer, I get a ton of complaints. I can't count how many times someone has come in yelling about how they just brought their computer back home and it still won't connect to the internet, even though they forgot to connect it back up. This is especially great because I've learned no one listens. The more you try to correct them, and thus make them wrong, the louder they tend to get and the more threatening. Best example of this is a woman brought in a computer way before I was working there, about eight months ago. The computer was fixed within the week and she was called... and called, and called ever week for eight months. So she finally comes in, asks for her computer back, and we had finally given up and used it for parts. She flips, throws fans, cords, whatever she can get her hands and leaves. The next day she comes back and places an order for a new system like nothing ever happened.

People are super.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Except for the bystanders. Nothing like watching a good ol' fashioned tongue lashing for no reason whatsoever.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Not much, which is the point. Very minor things set people off.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.