Strangers in the Alps 2: Catan Strikes Back

Just earlier tonight, I was wishing I had a White Russian instead of banging an ugly Mexican chick.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Fuckin' Cuervo.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

So how many is that so far?

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White Russians INDICATE APPROVAL AND CONSENT! Sign me up you fucker.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

You faggot fuckstick, I am playing, get it in your brain. Don't get mad just because I smashed you at Magic.

I was speaking idiomatically.

1 Dice Roll *Where's my drank?

I can't wait for somebody to call cracked.

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1 Dice Roll *because it would be awesome

We should use GFF dice roller for all our IRL games as well.

FELIPE NO

Blue
(8,6,12) road going to the 2 sheep.

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Originally Posted by Hyde

This game could actually take half a year at this rate.

^^^ ...

Jam it back in, in the dark.

(9,5,4) upper left brick, wood, and sheep. Road leading right.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Isn't it your turn, anyways?

I am here, but the wireless internet I had access to the very first night has mysteriously stopped working since then, and I've heard this whole compound is a black hole for the internet.
All I have is these public use comps, but because of that, I can't see the island because imageshack is blocked.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

1 Dice Roll *For great justice.

oh, well it took so long to build I fucking FORGOT. I went by the front page roster, but apparently that's been fixed by now. At any rate, the mystery wireless is working again, so booyah. Rollin dem bones.

Additional Spam:
Also, building a road towards my wheat port. Sweet action.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

To be honest, there isn't place for much other than a bottle of Beam.

I was speaking idiomatically.

There should be a time limit on waiting for trades, no?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Got a wood, sheep, OR wheat for trade. I just need a brick.

FELIPE NO

1 Dice Roll *I'm a winner, baby.

I'll go ahead and build a city on my wheat port, then rolllll.

Additional Spam:
Will trade in 4 wheat for a brick and wood and build a road from my (8, 6, 12) going towards the 10 wheat.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I had 3 wheat as of the previous hand update. I spent one for the settlement. Now I have two. I rolled 8 and netted 2 more. I trade all 4 in for a road.
This is rather confusing when I have to have 3 windows open to look at everything involving the game, and I might be mistaken, but I'm pretty sure I double checked that.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Yeah. I'm home now so I'll try and take my time to be more clear with stuff.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I will take that ore, misses. You won't regret this. The deal of a lifetime, I'm telling you.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Yay. In fact, since we're both defending this side of the island from the others, I propose we keep an open wheat/ore exchange between the two of us. What do you say?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I'm not a boor. Mother told me I was sophisticated. =(

I was speaking idiomatically.

Yo, dawg, if anybody needs a wheat, they come through me. Don't make me sick my boys on yous.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOoo!!! Keep rolling those 8's baby! Daddy's getting himself a brand new Volvo!

FELIPE NO

1 Dice Roll *Volvo, baby!

I thought Hyde was still waiting on a trade. Well, it's not like it can't happen even if I take my turn. ROLL 'EM!

Actually, I'll port 2 wheat into rock card and build a CITY (12,6,8) before I let them fly.

Additional Spam:
Hot shit! I'll trade in my remaining 4 wheat and build a road along the (12,10) route.

END TURN

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

So much of a rampage that you forgot to roll and gimme the bloody dice?

Jam it back in, in the dark.