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Zephyrin · Local time: May 8, 2010, 11:17 AM

Just like Idle, I forget EVERYFUCKIGNTHING nowadays it seems. I forgot to take my backback to work this morning, then when I got it later in the day, I LEFT it in the work truck. fuckin' a

ALSO...

CHRIST why do people fuck this one up so bad?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Zephyrin · Local time: May 9, 2010, 01:43 PM

Because when it comes out the front, you can tear that shit with one hand, but when it comes out the back, and you rip at it, the fucking roll keeps going and ends up all over the floor. And if it's a public toilet and it doesn't turn very well, it makes it more difficult because it usually comes off one sheet at a time.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Zephyrin · Local time: May 9, 2010, 04:27 PM

Oh don't think I'm going to give up this argument. Why do I have to shift my WHOLE ass, possibly putting at risk my protective, paper ass-cover's coverage JUST to shift my other hand over so that I might manhandle a roll of shitpaper with precision delicacy?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Zephyrin · Local time: May 9, 2010, 06:08 PM

What, just because you're an old, footloose hag who nobody loves means you're a fucking expert on relationships?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Zephyrin · Local time: May 20, 2010, 05:25 PM

Originally Posted by RacinReaver

I know it's probably grosser to touch that stuff than to leave it, but something about a crappy mouse bothers me so much.

Yeah, this bugs me too. I used to clean the ball, all that shit too. Now that all you have to do is knock the gunk off the laser mice nowadays, the trick is to just rub the mouse really hard on the edge of the desk somewhere you won't be touching it a lot. Saves you any sanitary concerns.

I was speaking idiomatically.