[DnD] D&D Discussion & Enlistment (Save Ends)

Am I really up next to play? This means I need to read a bunch of shit. Point me to what that shit is. Wow I waited a long time.

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I am assuming I should prepare a character and read the current story backwards to some degree. Just asking for some specifics in this area.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

well I figured, but just in case he refuses to frog me to size....

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Originally Posted by Pangalin

Anybody who doesn't want their character to go and take a nap, speak now (and by now I mean like in the next day or so).

Zephyrin, Hawkeye, some information about your characters would be pretty great right about now since REDACTED

Zerg stop Googling random words until you figure out what adventure I'm running

I'm on to you

Do you want another rambling endless mess like Dungeon of Doom? Do you? BECAUSE I CAN DELIVER IT

Ugggg....gimme till this weekend, and I will sort out what I want. I am going to have to refamiliarize myself with a lot of shit. I am considering building my own character this time. Probably not, but considering it.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

This wiki character sheet is frickin' sweet. I need to relearn combat procedures, but that'll come in time.

Does "Martial - Garrison Child" mean my character was an army brat/grew up in a barracks?

I was speaking idiomatically.

So is this a regular thing to go back and edit our posts now without leaving a marker to at least say we did so?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

This isn't a SNES RPG guys, you don't open every box.

FELIPE NO

I will PK the shit out of anybody who starts that crap up again.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Kinda sucks in retrospect, as a lot of my moves depend on knowing the placement of my allies and such. I have to wait for everybody to resolve their turns to know what I should do.

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Question: If I use an action point and use Brash Assault twice, or any other power for that matter, do I get the effect twice. If I get hit, would it grant two attacks instead of one?

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So if I only get hit once, it only grants one free attack? Meh.

Edit: nm, I misunderstood the power. I didn't read the "as a free action" part properly. But I can't see many isntances where the target wouldn't want to try and strike back/

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Well, getting +2 by a bluff check is only useful once an encounter, right? I'm not sure about intimidate, though.
Also, no idea what happened with that last update.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

duurrrrhhhhuuuurrrr......is this true, DM?

Um, well, I still provoked him, whatever fucking category that falls under, maybe he'll try and hit me again when his turn comes up.

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ALso, for my Endure Pain utility power, does "when I get hit" mean it happens before the enemy's dmg roll, or I have to take the dmg first?

I was speaking idiomatically.

So can I at this point use the Vengeance is Mine, or do I need to have readied it beforehand at some point?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I will be gone for a week starting tomorrow for army shit. I doubt I'll have internet access at any point. Maybe once or twice. Somebody will have to cover my character.

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I'm just going to wait and see what the goblin finds out with the sunrod.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Are Garr and Skex STILL hungover from the meet? Amateurs.

Also, is my character supposed to know yet that Cal is a changeling?

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I roll for intimidate, correct? Or is it a straight stats check?

If it's a roll, then I succeed and DM can make monkey do whatever, because monkeys.... wtf.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Pang house ruled them into minor actions, so I used it in place of a move action.
The rulebook says I can coerce them to do some kind of action but doesn't specify, so I assume we can be creative with that.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I think you also get a +2 to hitting that ape, due to my daily, Zerg.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Monkey sucks on momma silver ape's titty.

Also, I didn't announce that because I was FAIRLY confident I was going to kill the rat ape bastard.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I am not going to roll my dice for this one yet because I am not sure if charge means I have to use a move action AND a standard action, or if they count as one standard together. If it doesn't work, I am just going to use second wind where I am standing.

Also, Hawkeye, I think that bonus from me only works against the one that died already.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Aw sheeeeet. Better wait till I'm sober to pick skillz.

FELIPE NO

I'll be training in Phalanx Assault (Martial HB) and retraining Surging Assault to Scent of Victory (Martial).

Also, if I use Surging Assault, then I retrain at lvl up, will that slot still be expended?

Also, Combat Leader class feature isn't on my list, not sure if you've been automatically applying it or not, or is it replaced by battlefront leader? Can't find the literature on it.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

The nerf sword has struck me down. At least they added something to compensate.
I was considering retraining my dailies, but decided they were good enough to keep. Now I might change my mind and retrain them next lvl.

And on that note, waitin' on Pang Pang. Let's get this dungeon crawl rolling.

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