At an inate level, I am scared of girls.

^^^ What he said.

Anyways, that's not all true. I couldn't get shit after high school, not a thing. But nowadays I'm not half bad at playing whatever bullshit the girls like. I only lose often because I get tired of being a fucking douche and would rather just be my belligerent self.

But I guess as a generalization, it holds.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I'd love to stay up and watch you two quarrel like lovebirds, but I have to get up early to bang a black chick.

Peace.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Crash, I think this is what you meant...



This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Stop being a faggot, Tails.

Tell us how you feel instead.

Deep down inside.

When Crash is piddling you.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?