HAY GUYS

Zephyrin · Local time: Jun 14, 2007, 09:44 PM

Look...

This guy lives in the middle of the desert, and knows jack shit about cars.
Telling him to buy European models and do engine swaps is NOT going to help him.

MR. Nexius...

Buy a used card. Preferably around or under 50,000 miles. Make sure it is small, has 4 cylinders, working A/C, and that it is not a European brand.

Other than that, all you need to worry about is how sweet it looks, and if you can afford it or not.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Zephyrin · Local time: Jun 15, 2007, 09:23 PM

Don't buy that Taurus. You wouldn't eat 6 year old bread, and you wouldn't run a car on 6 year old gas....or pay to fix what that 6 year old gas has already ruined.

Don't buy a pussy motorcycle. If you're going to buy a wimp-mobile, it might as well be something you can stuff groceries in.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Zephyrin · Local time: Jun 17, 2007, 03:33 PM

Originally Posted by Gumby

The Kawasaki Ninja 650R for example averages 45mpg, there are cars that get better fuel economy than that :/ it is only when you get into the motorcyles with engines 500cc and below do the mpg numbers exceed what you can see in cars.

Bullshit. Unless you buy a brand-new hybrid, that's not going to happen.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.