[DnD] D&D Discussion & Enlistment (Save Ends)

I don't see any such power, Zerg. You guys are obviously pulling shit from somewhere I am unfamiliar with.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Well, I'll try and get my hands on MP2 before next level and see what kinds of goodies there are.

Most amazing jew boots

As stated in my journal, I'll be gone for three weeks, and I'm not sure about my internet situation. So just in case, somebody should cover my character in case I don't post by Sunday night.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Don't be trying to get me booted, yo. I'm not getting eliminated after just three rooms again.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Guess what, I have internets.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I also vote we attempt the minotaur's maze. I'm not the dungeon type.

FELIPE NO

Hey. Don't be cheating my on my kill tally. I mean, what else does a soldier really have?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

It's not that Puyet doesn't want to lead, but he's spent little more than an afternoon with this posse. Even a good leader needs to become acquainted with his troops before he can effectively lead. Not to mention his frustration with the situation. He'll come around.

I'm not sure which adventures have been from scripted stuff, and which are Pang's creation, but I feel a good balance of the two is probably the best approach. That way you have plenty of purpose-driven raids along with plenty of adventurous exploration.

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Also, where are you tracking action points in the character pages? Is it listed at all?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Interesting.

I took Hawkeye's turn for him. I BELIEVE there is only one die for his criticial hit, the wording on the weapon card is confusing to me, and I also believe I executed sneak attack properly. Been a while since I used it. Check for me and make sure that shit's legit.

Anyways, I think 56 damage (plus ongoing) should sufficiently fuck up that thief. Still want me to be the leader?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

The yetis could find their way through the portal. It's possible.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Eh, I still rolled good enough on 6's.

Are you sure? The book says 2D6. Your brutal scoundrel adds 2 from your strength mod, but only after the roll.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Denicalis

Yeah, but he has the backstabber feat.

d6 turns into d8.

Missed that. Too much shit, man.



Anyways, the complaint that we don't do enough adventuring and exploring can be countered by the complaint that it takes too much immediate response from the DM.

If we're incredibly active, then Pang has to post a lot, which sometimes he doesn't, but sometimes he does, which in turn can make us look just as inactive.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Pangalin

The problem with "immediate response from the DM" is that you don't always want that. Sometimes it seems better to give you guys a little time to respond to each other. Like, when Zerg does something, I want to give you the opportunity to stop him from doing it.

I'm not really complaining, I'm just saying that while there are some kool things that can we can do with online DnD there is constantly the inherent problem of not ever really knowing if there's a reason your waiting or somebody just hasn't come around the forums in a minute.

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Barring that, I believe it's the Black Mage's turn in initiative. *waits*

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

pffft...what's he gonna do from all the way over there.

Actually, wouldn't be a bad idea to look at his character and figure out what he actually can do. ^_^

FELIPE NO

Better not lose my goblin. ;_;

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I'm having minion withdrawls.

I want a familiar. Can I have a familiar?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

With my Everybody Move ability, since I am not required to be next to the enemy, does that mean I can decide which direction they get pushed, perhaps even towards myself?
Also, does pushing provoke AoO?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Puyet smash. Puyet ask questions later.

We could always try and get them to surrender once they're bloodied. I'm not a big fan of the extra pummeling we'll take, however. Perhaps knocking them prone would help. But then we're basically sandwiched between the good and bad guys.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by slessman

I wanted to let you know that your sig is awesome.

Anyway, I have been looking for people to play D and D with me near my apartment but I am having trouble with that. Any idea on how I can find people willing to play D and D enlistment forum?

Dude, this is not really the place for that.
The Wizards website has a link where you can search for local gaming stores.

In fact, it's right here!!!

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Fucking wvlfpvp...

Also, I didn't roll anything for the throwing of the thief. I assume it's just an improvised heavy thrown object, but I have no idea where my +12 to hit comes from on my attacks and what should be applied and what shouldn't.
Could somebody please explain it to me.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Sooooo buying an 'I roll 20's' shirt.

BTW I am in training Mon thru Fri, but there should be no reason I don't have internet at night. If I don't respond in a timely manner, though, somebody man my character.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Shapeshift into Zephyrin. Duh.

Also, somebody should pick up the fighter and throw him into the portal for Yeti food. I would but my turn is is in a galaxy far, far away.

FELIPE NO

It's not too unrealistic. He has +6 against an 18 reflex check. If he succeeds and spends and action point, that bitch won't believe she's not bacon.

Do it, Skex. Do it for the lulz.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I'm not sure what the stats are on that cunt, so we'll see what happens.

Also, would you be able to link our wiki sheets to the front page, for when I'm on other computer than my own?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Sonofabitch. You always make things difficult.

You only did it for the reroll. I don't want to cheat or anything, but I also don't want to refigure my ENTIRE TURN. sigh

There's nowhere I can't reach.