"We're having hot dogs? Thanks, but I'll take the arsenic."

Hot dogs, salisbury steak, avocados? I love this shit. Someone needs to try those Hebrew links (forget the name) as far as hotdogs go. There's another great brand that hosts those competitions for most hotdogs you can eat in ten minutes or whatever. Forgot the name. Some New York brand.

I'd have to say certain forms of seafood. Like squid or octopus. I mean, there's obvious shit like that sick crap posted above and lots of Filipino dishes.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Haha dude. I eat a good 30 bananas a week. And yeah, that's it. Though I thought it was Hebrew Nation. The other brand I was thinking about was Nathan's.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Yeah dude, I can tell you from experience that "Pruno" is not something you want to try if you can avoid it.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I think if it came down to it I could eat insects. Expect shit like roaches, waterbugs, beetles, centi/milipedes or anything resembling those. Spiders might be tough, but I can take down some scorpions.

How ya doing, buddy?

Yeah, pure protein or some shit? I'd seriously consider blending a few in my post-workout shake. =O

Well, maybe not.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Bernard Black

Seconding this, I can say you're absolutely correct ;__;

How did you come across it?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by RacinReaver

No way. Overdone Hebrew Nationals grilled are possibly the best food ever. They start to taste ultra salty, then just throw on a little bit of cheese and a strip of bacon and you've got the most delicious (and healthy, of course) meal ever. No hotdog should ever have the misfortune of being boiled (unless it's from a street vendor or at a baseball game, in which case it's fine).

And, yeah, that balut stuff looks pretty rough. And I thought it was bad when I'd see a little bit of red in my yolks.

And if you say fuck being healthy every here and now you shred some chaddar cheese (a lot of it) and bust open a can of meat (no beans) chili, a ton of it. Fuck yeah chili-cheese dogs. I miss Tommy's in LA.

FELIPE NO

Yeah, I'm funny with mayo. I see people put nothing but that on a fucking burger or hotdog and it's just foul. Or having that shit swamped on salad or pasta. The few occasions I do like it though are when it's not too much and mixed with lots of mustand on a good burger.

How ya doing, buddy?

Haha, those are aesome points I can understand only because of my present condition.

What exactly is balut?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

sweet merciful Jesus

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Why should this shit be forcehead? Does it have miraculous healing properties or what?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Something I wouldve posted in here as a kid was any sort of fish and turtle soup. If anything but for my loyalty to my TMNT.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

oh man thats a burtal poison. are there news stories about someone that dies from this dish?

I heard once that some bosses make the chef eat a piece before serving him. thats shits supposed to be really tasty.

omg blood clots that is so fucking foul

I was speaking idiomatically.