Proper way to smoke a cigarette?

Minion you asshole.

I use the barbarian method. I just light that shit up, inhale as much as possible and try to ignore the tickling sensation in my throat, and hold that shit up in my lungs as long as humanly possible. I feel it hanging there, a cloud of empty promises, and then finally I relax and exhale and watch the wispy grey matter go overhead. I like watching the smoke go out because it gives me a sense of accomplishment.

rocketdog, your name rings a bell. I think I heard it mentioned by someone berating your punk ass name. Who knows. But what I do know is you need to move on to bigger and better things than fucking nicotine.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Aside from the chemicals nonetheless, diet soda is definitely better. The problem with people that say that, though, is that the majority of the time they're stuffing a buffet down their gullet.

But hell, if you want to trash your lungs why not do it with better benefits?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Exactly, among other things on that lovely chain of life.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by ionuk tomb

That's about as bad as a guy who waters down his drinks, but drinks about the same amount as a normal person, and then says he's doing the smart thing.

It's the smart thing as far as staying hydrated goes considering the effects of alcohol as a diuretic and a way to avoid the hangover the next day, but not as far as any other standpòint.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?