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 Member 9287 Level 40.98 Jul 2006 
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awesome stories guys.
The first time I got drunk was when I was 14. It was Tequila, and I've hated Mexico ever seince. Me and a buddy were home alone and my friend pulled that tfucking bottle out and we just went THROUGH it. Fucking nuts, worm and all. Next thing you know im talking to this colombian trick on the phone trying to impress with her with my recitation of the alphabet. Then I was throwing up, everywhere. Then I was taking a hotshower and, as i went to my friends rool to get dressed I just passed out on his bed with the towel around my waist, nuts just hanging there like they belong. Most amazing jew boots |
Member 9287 Level 40.98 Jul 2006
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Now for a sane post from me on this.
The last time tequila+vomiting happened for me was on my birthday a few months ago. I had a double shot of whiskey given to me by a friend, then vodka, then run, and then a huge goblet of dark red wine before going back to just beer. It was around the time of the Tequila that I knew I was in for some shit later on. Bam, leaned over about half an hour later and deposited the contents of my stomach onto the ground next to me. Before that I always wondered why the place had no proper flooring on the outside, just plastic tables on grass and dirt... Now i Know. Here's me threatening my friend because of all the shit he was sending my way that night.  There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Member 9287 Level 40.98 Jul 2006
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Nah, I don't worry. The last few days I've experienced the same thing. I have my options set to subscibe me to any thread I post in, yet there are threads I am now subscibed to that I, after checking, have no posts in so all I can expect is that my post there was so asinine it was deleted.
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Such a Lust for Revenge!