Go get my damned belt, Kurado.

Spanking. I think all of us have experienced it in one form or another. Some worse, some not much at all. How about you? We can talk here, fella. This is the quiet place.

Me, I got some pretty good beatdowns in my trackbook. Anywhere from the classic belt to the damned wooden spoon my grandmother stirred the tamale mix with. Fucking grandma shipped two or three a year to us in the States. Since she`s not too far away now, I should have a chat with her about that.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Hmm, how the hell haven´t you heard the classic THIS WILL HURT ME MORE THAN YOU line?

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(That's one thing I never got. It's so morbid to ask the kid to bring you the IMPLEMENT OF PUNISHMENT. What the fuck, man. What are you trying to do here, dicipline your child or abuse it.)

I guess, while you´re looking for the weapon of choice for your parent to beat you with it forces you to think more clearly about what you did and the consequences. My mom´s boyfriend only did it once to me, wanted me to get a branch from a tree, those thin ones that whistle when you swing ém (WHAT HAPPENED TO MY APOSTROPHE) and bring it to him while we were at the park. I was mostly bothered by the fact that he made me take my shirt off for the beating and walk home afterwards shirtless. I was a very selfconscious ten year old.)

(I´m trying to talk about all this with a sense of humor, but at times I am pretty damned bitter about what I went to prison for considering what I went through, which I won´t get into anytime soon)

There's nowhere I can't reach.