Sep 20, 2006, 03:51 PM
Local time: Sep 20, 2006, 02:51 PM
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Come here Kurado, it's time I had THE TALK with you.
You know, that talk. When one of your parents talks to you about the fucking birds and bees. Potentially disturbing shit. In case you`re from Australia and don`t understand what I`m talking about, it`s when your parents talk to you about sex and then tell you that if in the future you ever have any questions to not hesitate to ask. And in your head you say "like fuck I will." Also, did you learn anything new?
I think I was 12, possibly 13 when my mom`s boyfriend threw that shit at me. Most uncomfortable hour of my life. He told me absolutely nothing I didn`t already know. God that was horrible.
Jam it back in, in the dark.
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