Kids and YOU

So, do you have kids? Ha, don`t expect many of you here to. The average age here wouldn`t allow it, and that`s probably for the best.

For the most part I like kids. I just hate the way they overreact and their occasional loudness. But they can be cute little bastards and it`s nice to see a human being that has yet to be crushed by the world. Say whatever you want on the topic.

These are two of the most recent pictures of my kids. My son`s over four years old now, and my daughter will be two in November. They`re my bugs. They`re pretty bad webcam pics, but they`re all I have.

Damn, my son needs a haircut. He`s too young to have long hair like his pa, makes him look too girly at that age.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Thanks guy. I`d knock a few years off my life just to get to hold my daughter for fifteen minutes. If things can work themselves out, maybe one of these days.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

No, her name`s Vanessa. The mother named those files. Son`s called Vincent.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Ha, that`s true. It was a false call, but before me Lenore thought she was pregnant by this Mexican/Italian and treated him like shit and threatened abortion, though probably falsely.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?