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Eight glasses a day? Go fuck yourself doctor.
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Old Sep 5, 2006, 04:23 PM Local time: Sep 5, 2006, 03:23 PM #1 of 64
Eight glasses a day? Go fuck yourself doctor.

So, how much water do you drink a day? Do you get the daily amount recommended? Do you drink any at all? Also, do you prefer any certain brands of bottled water?

I drink, depending on if I go to the gym that day or not, anywhere between 6-9 liters a day. It was part of a diet I did in 1999 and it stuck ever since.

I know most people don`t think there`s a damned difference in taste between brands, but I swear Fiji brand water tastes noticeably superior. That`s right. Sadly, here in Guatemala, Agua Pura SalvaVidas has a monopoly on the bottled water industrt, so that`s my only option beyond the home filtration system my sister has.

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Old Sep 6, 2006, 08:04 PM Local time: Sep 6, 2006, 07:04 PM #2 of 64
You`re worrying me, Scarlet. Maybe I`ll ease up on the intake.

(I heard you should at least get an ounce for every two pounds you weigh. Take that!)

Hmm, I also heard somewhere that your urine should at all times be a light yellow. Man, who cares. I just know that drinking it the way I do helps me digest things slower and more efficiently, it keeps me strong in the gym, and it washes away excess free radicals. Not to mention a slight increase in metabolism. Maybe I`ll cut down to a gallon a day.

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Old Sep 7, 2006, 12:29 PM Local time: Sep 7, 2006, 11:29 AM #3 of 64
For one month I took these "muscle building" vitamins. Every vitamin and mineral except iron and all kinds of crazy extracts from vegetables, roots, etc. It also had colostrum, which is found in breast milk...

Anyway, I guzzled water back then too. No matter how much I drank I pissed NEON for at least two hours.

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Old Sep 8, 2006, 04:40 PM Local time: Sep 8, 2006, 03:40 PM #4 of 64
That`s interesting Jimmy. I`ll keep that in mind about you from here on out.

Phoque, you`d be surprised how much water you can drink if you streadily sip it throughout the day.

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Old Sep 9, 2006, 11:37 AM Local time: Sep 9, 2006, 10:37 AM #5 of 64
Altogether I spent nine hours on the road yesterday. Didn´t drink a damned bit of water yesterday, just whatever my body drew from the food I ate. Weighed myself this morning before eating or drinking and I was eight pound lighter than my average for the past two months. Good ol´water weight.

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Old Sep 11, 2006, 04:46 PM Local time: Sep 11, 2006, 03:46 PM #6 of 64
Yeah, I had a soda problem myself. Used to drink two 2-liter bottles a day. Quit it twice. The first time for seventeen and a half months, the second for just over 27 months. Now I only drink it when a certain family member allows me (that was the deal), which is about a glass a week. Damn her.

I think, basically, I have a drinking problem, and will guzzle anything near me.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?
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Old Sep 18, 2006, 03:41 PM Local time: Sep 18, 2006, 02:41 PM #7 of 64
Originally Posted by Phoque le PQ
Indeed, I AM surprised. You must be drinking all the time
I`m not sure if you`re fucking mocking me but okay! =O The bad news for me is that my daily internet time is now being cut down because I can only go about 1.5-2 hours a day without pissing and, since there seem to be very few public restrooms in Guatemala, I have to go home to drain myself.

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Old Sep 19, 2006, 03:24 PM Local time: Sep 19, 2006, 02:24 PM #8 of 64
Originally Posted by Celes
Why can't we prop posts here just like we can in ChocoJournal? This made me laugh.
We used to, thoughh not quite a prop, be able to rate threads here. Wonder whatever happened to that?

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Old Sep 28, 2006, 11:44 AM Local time: Sep 28, 2006, 10:44 AM #9 of 64
Well, let`s see how often I piss. I`ve been here just over an hour and a half and am starting to REALLY need to piss. Maybe ever two hours if I hold it enough?

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