My fucking throat's on fire!

You fucking people like hot sauce? What kind? Aww, you can´t fucking handle it? Just quit the damn board already. Fucker.

In the States I love Red Hot and Red Devil. But the shit´s nowhere to be seen here. =/ Guess Guatemalans don´t like Cayan/cayen pepper sauces.

So I found some new ones. A Habanero one I can´t remember the name to. Then one called Maya-ik that´s awesome. Then one I also can´t remember the name for but it´s made from peppers raised here in Coban. (Where I live)

For the record, I hate strongly vinegar based sauces like fucking Tabasco.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Damn it, I always walked by Trader´s in Vegas and ignored it. I hear those Thai peppers are lethel and want to test my mettle.

I like heat, as much as possible, but not at the sacrifice of good flavor.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Try a habanero based sauce. It´s pretty damn good. I wouldn´t say as hot as the Thai stuff, but close enough.

And don´t sit there and offend my cayenne pepper sauces! How else would you make buffalo wings and fingers!?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by MTGNecro

Personally, out of everything out there, my real choice as far as the burn goes is Wasabi.

I only ever tried that once... Friend was having some Japanese food and let me try some. Like you said, it burned the shit out of my nose and not my mouth and I pretty much gave up on that. Avoidable in any way?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Just got a bottle of Habanero sauce with lime naturally mixed in. Damned good and more flavorful than pure Habanero. Two fucking dollars, not bad at all.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Soon as I go back home and come back here I`ll tell you. I bought it from a friend of the family that basically brings clothes, food, candy etc. from the capital to sell in small towns like this. A lot of people here make a living that way.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

FUCK. Forgot it man. Next time, I promise. This is like the fourth thing I need to get info on to bring back to people here. Fucking irresponsible fuck I can be.

It entirely depends on how ferocious you are about selling things. If you have a large network of friends, especially with decent cash, you can make a great profit from it. Plus, it pays to be informed. There are SECRET shops in the Capital few people know the address to that sell things like Diesel and Banana Republic items. All kinds of brands people seem to like. The prices are very low so you can turn around and sell those items to people here at three times the price you bought them for and it still wouldn`t be so bad. My oldest niece on my youngest sister here in Coban`s side does that.

FELIPE NO

I haven´t forgotten about you, Akira. Ha, and sorry about that Celtic. It happens to me all the time, especially when you made me remember Chinese food and the fact that I haven´t really had it since late 2003. Not really gonna have it anytime soon in this country, either.

Alice, about eight years ago in Las Vegas there was this novelty shop in a casino called Sam´s Town that was going out of business. Being the silly bastard I am, I REALLY wanted to get this nice thick wooden stand that had, I believe, that first sauce you mentioned. The reason I wanted it was it had a picture of a Donkey backkicking either a cactus or a person and above, in big bold letters, it said KICK YO´ ASS HOT. My friends planned to get it for my birthday two weeks later but it was already gone. =/

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Okay Akira, here`s the sauce.

Brand is Arrecha. It`s called Salsa Habanera Cacahuate CON LIMON. I now realize why it isn`t so hot... Habanero peppers are fourth on the ingredients list.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Thanks Akira, the damned thing there looks appetizing. I totally forgot sauces has an actual system to rank the heat by. I`ll have to look up my favorites.

That Mayan recipe might be interesting.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

That sounds oddly appealing. Didn`t notice that post before but now I`m curious. I wonder if any amount of tongue training can prepare you to be able to down that shit without a problem.

And I`d be more worried with putting soda in my system than a hot sauce.

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