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ANH: A New Hope
TEST: The Empire Strikes Back
ROTJ: Return of the Jedi

So, like in Clerks, this is a timetested argument. What should be the official order, from greatest to least, of quality for the three original Star Wars films? Comment and vote.

When I first got into the movies it was ROTJ, TESB, and ANH. Then it was TESB, ROTJ, and then ANH. Then I got the shit removed from my head and realized it was ANH, TESB, and ROTJ.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Yeah, Flash Gordon was a major influence on Lucas.

I don´t know, it´s real close for me between Empire and Hope. I love the general feel all the way through Empire. Luke Training, The Battle at Hoth, Vader´s revelation, Leia and Han, etc. AND HOW YOU DOIN´CHEWBACCA? Hell, I´ll even look at a cute girl and say hello, what have we here? like Lando. Fucking geek.

A New Hope... Maybe it´s that campy feeling I like. The whole BOY THROWN INTO NEW AND EXCITING LIFE, the awesome fucking cantina, the intro to bad ass Vader.

Jedi has great battles, Luke as a blooming Jedi, the green saber! The great skiff battle which I love when Luke catches his saber R2 shoots out and starts stomping ass. It´s just the damned Ewoks that fucking piss me off and bring it down several notches for me. And those damn Special Edition Jaba´s Palace additions.

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Oh, and Fett in Empire is awesome.

HE´S NO GOOD TO ME DEAD. Yeah, take that Vader.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Since you seem to know about this shit, do you know if he´s released/going to release something with the MISSING FOOTAGE? Like our heroes looking for the Falcon after the skiff battle in ROTJ, or Luke and friends (Fixer, Cammie, Tank and maybe someone else) at Toshi station? Or Luke when he sees Biggs Darklighter in Tattooine?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Yamamanama

Were those scenes (searching for the Falcon, Toshi Station) even filmed? For that matter, it didn't have any mention of being Episode IV in the theatrical opening, did it?

Well, I did see various pictures. Not ABSOLUTELY sure about it being filmed. I read the books too and it´s mentioned in there. Cammie´s kind of a whore.

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Shit, I`ve never seen that in my life. Just magazine pictures. Thanks man.

Looks like Empire is by far the favorite. I can live with that.

I was speaking idiomatically.

WAIT WAIT WAIT

Lucas went back to Return of the Jedi, took out the Blue Anakin spirit bastard, the old man, and brought in Hayden whatever his name is from the more recent Star Wars movies? WTF!?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

My God no. What else did he do on that level?

FELIPE NO

I`m assuming there`s no SW discussion thread, so...

Is there any official explanation as to why some Jedis (Obi Wan, Yoda) vanish at death and others, like Vader and Qui Gon, leave behind their body?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by BurningRanger

Yoda knew a technique of death that involved fading into the force, which he promised at the end of Episode III to teach Obi-Wan. Therefore, Obi-wan knew the technique during his death as well.

I actually believed this for a minute... Mainly because I haven`t seen Episode III.

Well, I doubt his body faded a while after he died, Golden. Yoda and Obi Wan sure didn`t stick around long. And Qui Gon for sure got roasted. Maybe Lucas just didn`t care. Fucker.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Remember when that one Ewok cradles his fallen comrade? That touched me deep. Real deep... Really.

REALLY I SAID.

When I saw parts of those Star Wars TV movies with that ugly little blond kid and that faggot Ewok... I think his name was something Warwick, it made ROTJ even worse for me. Even if it wasn`t the same movie. I vaguely remember something about a river that magically trapped some punk undernearth. UNTIL THEY USED THE MAGIC LASSO.

There's nowhere I can't reach.