[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

I wish I had the time to carefully go over the last 54 pages here... Just to carefully chart the increases in cynicism. =o

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I ask again: Have any of you heard Cena's theme on the radio?

Originally Posted by stormshadow

Once Triple H returns that will hopefully help WWE.

Haha, never thought I'd see someone in this thread say something like that. Good to see you're still around, Wayreth. =O

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The bad part is that they are trying to push people like Bobby Lashley who has no mic skills whatsoever.

Yeah, I don't get the attention the guy gets. Maybe I haven't seen him in the right light though.

Originally Posted by Slash

If HHH returns as a heel and gets the title then I won't have to watch anymore. Because we all KNOW that it'll be 30 minutes of bitch time with Triple H.

Jarrett did the same thing in TNA but hes smart and he basically is stepping down from a huge role and letting the other guys have a chance to shine

You could never really compare Jarret to HHH though. The guy's always been trash and he'd have never won a decent title anywhere else. The worst part is that he's completely full of himself.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Winter Storm

Jarret was the IC champion in WWE, you don't count the IC as a decent title anymore? And no, Cena's theme is not played here in my hometown. Pretty sure it isn't anywhere else.

Well, I meant more along the lines of a world title. In comparison to that, nothing's decent. Not unless you mean glory like the sort of glory that went with RVD's ECW TV title run.

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Originally Posted by Winter Storm

We've done the whole Orton/HHH angle before ~_~.... this is how it might play out.

There will be a limo that rolls up. JR will say, OH MY GOD HHH HAS ARRIVED AT THE BUILDING. Steph will walk out looking sexy as ever(I'll give her that much, she also wasn't a pretty bad SD GM either). Randy will be walking to his locker room and BAMMMMMMM! Sledge hammer to the back of the head. Deed done.

Ric Flair running his mouth in the ring about something, not even aware of HHH's heel turn to strike at Ric Flair for the 500th time. Out comes the game with a mic. Grabbing of remote Slash does(LMAO!). Blah blah I'm the game this and that, blah blah 10 time champion, blah blah. Kicks Ric in the stomach, pedigree on the mat. Not done there - goes OUTSIDE RING to get chair. Puts chair(while still in sitting position) in middle of the ring. Grabs Flair and proceeds to pedrigree him ON the standing chair.

Hell in the Cell at the next PPV for the WWE title(somehow Cena loses this to HHH). Flair is beat the pulp and that the shit. HHH wins. Talking about how awesome he is as champion and no one can beat him. While talking he is cut off by a familiar music:

I'M JUST A KID. I KNOW I'M SEXY.

>_>

I'm so out of my fucking mind right now I completely understood where you were going with that post. Good shit. Point by point details. Excellent.

Anyhow, would XPac be in any condition to get back into wrestling? And doesn't he have some IRL feud with HHH at this point because of Chyna?

FELIPE NO

Ha, I loved it when HHH revealed himself to Austin. IT WAS ME AUSTIN! IT WAS MEEEEEEE!

Winter: I think EUN is trying to say "the show must go on." Shame about Sherri though.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

WTF

Benoit's gone? Just like that? This is so disgusting. I'm not sure if I'm more depressed about this or angry. I feel like there should be someone to blame. Owen Heart, Benoit, Guerrero, etc. I know tons have died, and I know this is tactless of me to say at a time like this, but why do true wrestlers, true lovers of their sport, have to die while a schmuck like Cena will probably live to be in the Hall of Fame? The report almost makes it sound like him and Woman were murdered.

Fuck me man. I'm just glad he went with his wife.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Fucking horrible. At this rate I'll log on tomorrow to hear he also allegedly killed the entire family next door. Roid-rage sounds to me like the ONLY understandable reason for him to've flipped out this way if he actually did it. Shit man, he really was a rabid wolverine.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Winter Storm

I don't know what kind of pain they endure in wrestling but I know there are other ways of supressing pain, and if you wanna get bigger just work out, it doesn't take long if you do it everyday and the CORRECT way.

Chris Masters, if he does it perfectly along with an immaculate diet, might be able to look half as good as he did on steroids in about five years. It's not just a shortcut, it's an enhancer.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I really hate all the backpedaling and unnecessary apologies incidents like this generate.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Yeah, too bad he doesn't weigh 500 pounds. I swear, as a child, I thought that son of a bitch was invincible. Especially when he cheated and beat my hero. =/ But Orton as champ sounds refreshing and fun.

I had an odd dream about the Benoit situation recently. It was all a hoax, everyone was pissed, but it was nice seeing the family together at ring side. Depressed me for a while when I woke up and realized it was a dream.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Well, judging by the article and all maybe a persona resembling who he actually is might be good. As it stands, from what I remember of him, he irritated the living shit out of me.

Watching Raw right now. Cena came out at the start and started sucking audience cock, and now McMahon's getting in his face. This country's fucked up; is this the same Raw from this past Monday?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I'm in Guatemala. I have no idea how old the material I get is. Bad enough having to put up listening to the Spanish announcers.

FELIPE NO

Haha, the Snake vs. the Dog was one of the first ladder matches? Shit, I'm so gullible and sheltered I thought Michaels and Ramon was the first.

I find it extremely ridiculous that the WWF would be pulling old material from Benoit. If you want to punish the man, kill the immortality his name carries by forgetting it. Don't try to rewrite fucking history.

Also, if any of you care and have the time, look at the discussion page for Benoit's article on Wikipedia. Here. Kinda odd things like the kid possibly not having fragile X and wacky shit like Hogan saying woman was into Satanic things and was possibly a cause for what Benoit did.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?