I like girls.

That´s right.

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Well, I better add more. I made this same thread over five years ago, but I have a feeling it won´t survive long nowadays.

26 months without having a conversation with a woman. Well, except some old ass nurse we can´t count. The female guards that did work at the prison were vicious and unapproachable. Can´t blame them. Nothing but waking up to fucking men in my fucking cell, in the mess hall, in the gym, in the hallways and yard, everywhere. I´m sick and tired of having to be around the male form and will probably be this way until this year´s over or so.

But now I´m here, third world country or not, and I see ladies all time. Its´s custom here to hug them when you greet them. I have regained something I´ve been missing for far too long. So let this thread stand as my, and anyone else´s appreciation for the female form and presence.

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Jesus, let this thread also stand as the product of a vicious hangover.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Ha Piccolo, your post made me smile. THAT´S WHAT THIS THREAD IS ALL ABOUT! I can be pissed off after reading a shitty email. I go down the street, walk by a pretty girl and she smiles at me. FUCK YES. LIFE IS OKAY AGAIN. So what if she probably only smiled at me to disarm any harm she thought I was about to inflict?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Dee

I get suspicious when unattractive, middle aged guys smile at me. That's harrassment.

What if he`s forty to fifty but very attractive?

Originally Posted by Dee

I like girls too, but in a friendly way.

See, even though I can`t see you, just that cute little comment cheered me up.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Well, that dude`s kind of fucking old now. Pushing it. George Clooney?

You seem kind of bitter about this Charlie.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

You`d sleep with Sean Connery?

I was speaking idiomatically.

Damn it niki. When I saw you had posted for a second I was thinking it was niku. Remember her? My God man, THAT was a woman.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Shit, it`s burned into my memory. I even remember some member`s response to a picture she had with this Hello Kitty shirt and possibly a guiter.

Now that I think of it, I can`t remember her face much either. I just remember the impact her beauty had on me. She was exactly my type.

FELIPE NO

Yeah, that can occasionally happen with me Alice. It`s the excess SoBe.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?