[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

I'm surprised Benoit tapped out, but Michaels too? Holy fuck. Was he a heel at the time or what?

How ya doing, buddy?

I still can't fucking accept the fact that Michaels tapped out to that shit or ANYTHING. It just goes against the logic I've seen in wrestling for so many years and, if anything, it's a horrible sign of the direction the company is taking.

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Canadians of that breed should have a contract stipulation against faggot tapouts.

Bret never tapped right? Ever?

I was speaking idiomatically.

I watched the Montreal Scewjob myself and have seen WRESTLING WITH SHADOWS and all that shit. I realize what happened to Bret. But you answered my question anyway, though I have no memory of him ever tapping to Owen. Just getting beat by Own in that silly tournament before Bret would go on to beat Yokozuna for the title. Maybe some sort of victory roll was used?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Anyone ever not submit or escape the masterlock? Anyhow, a submission to his brother and a submission in WCW (even if it was to gay ass Luger) isn't bad at all.

To give you guys an idea of Cene's effect in my country: Every once in a while on various radio stations here his theme song is played. I mean, I know he performed in it and all but that doesn't really happen in the States... Right?

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Shit. Anyway I can get that on YouTube? And what exactly has changed with Steiner on the mic because, from the last I remember of him in WCW, he was a stumbling stuttering fool. Great wrestler though.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

West? Who is that? Anyway, one reason I never watched the Sunday (or was it Saturday?) and sometimes Thunder was because of Lee Marshal. I couldn't stand that bastard and his road reports.

Saw half the Steiner video and it was hilarious. Classic. Gonna watch the rest later because I have company.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Shit. Not him. That was the guy that ran the Beanie Babies show. He'd just scream at people to hurry up and buy these fucking things and he'd sound so genuinely excited it was disgusting.

I have two Tenay autographed photographs. Not sure how to destroy them.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Haha, I wish he'd continued going down that list. That was a pretty insulting thing for the Dudleys to've agreed to.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Yeah, in all honesty, I really hate the way Lucas handled the Council. For example, Episode I, after Qui Gon goes to get Anakin to show to the council (and even before that) Mace seems pretty irritated, close to being pissed off, about the whole ordeal. That the Jedi way?

Another fucking draft? Haha, McMahon is turning into Lucas afterall. =O!

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Yeah, that's the one good thing, a rebalancing of things. I guess going back to the old formula wouldn't work?

I was speaking idiomatically.

Well, in theory anyway, they both take and give from eachother right? Hopefully McMahon will think this shit through and make some good changes.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Haha, MPV is awesome based on that. I'll have to keep an eye out for him.

And Kostaki, as usual, McMahon just wants to completely destroy all credibility for something he's defeated. Even if it was years ago.

FELIPE NO

Is it possible that there won't be a WWE one day? There was a time when I would have told you I'd never stop watching... But it just sorta happened and I keep up through this thread alone. =/

Haha, Great Khali sounds like your classic generic monster sized wrestler. And his physique is fucking strange.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

He was appealing though. His character, the "origin," the shit he'd do. Back when that sort of thing didn't seem quite as stupid.

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LMAO. When I first saw Edge in the crowd when he was kinda just watching Gangrel matches I was thinking "Gangrel's a vampire. This Edge guy must be pissed that Gangrel turned his girlfriend into a vampire and wants revenge." TOO BAD IM NOT A WRITER FOR WWE.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Didn't he initially start as some sort of relative of Andre the Giant? Some retarded shit like that having to do witha necklace?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Haha, moonsault? Like the shit about Lesnar doing that crazy forward traveling backflip Marc Mero and Too Cold Scorpio did? Shooting star press? I forget the name, my wrestling knowledge is so stale now.

What the hell was it with Big Show and that necklace though? I remember when Hogan and Andre had a split Andre ripped something off his chest or just slapped his chest. Relation?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Yeah, but didn't he get hurt massively?

I was speaking idiomatically.

I never saw it when he hurt himself. Just heard. And thanks for the video, that was fucking awesome. The pose he did as soon as he landed was like a brave dog standing over his weak and fallen prey.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I'll have to get that one on YouTube too. If it was the 2003 WM I was locked up. =X

Who the hell is Wright? And that's a classic Hogan reaction. Dumbass. I remember some dumb ass ancient promo he cut for some tag match he was gonna have where he said him and his partner got attacked while they were hitting the weights at the gym.

FELIPE NO

Shit. I thought it was White, not Wright.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppplg1IIeYs
Holy fuck.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Haha, as soon as they stop showing the botched move and show him in the back with the regular people... He just looked so huge next to everyone that it was like he was a CGI creature in McMahon's stable.

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Mortis, I was refering to Hogan. I'm not going to randomly insult anyone, especially in this thread. =O

The first video was intense. What the fuck was Hogan's problem with that chokeslam? Also to note: I remember the Undertaker scared me when I was little but when I saw him Tombstone Hogan onto a chair to win the title (and he'd drag the title after that) he was instantly a Legend in my eyes. Funny seeing them wrestle again.

Man, see Goldberg get partially knocked out by the ringpost? And lolies and Kane slipping when he was gonna do that flying clothesline of his outside the ring. Great closing video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVrrUrimSrc
Always thought Sid was a big bully, an asshole, and a horrible wrestler but no man deserves that.

HOLY SHIT RING COLLAPSE. I've never ever seen some shit like that in wrestling. 800 pounds plus the extra force... That poor fucking ring. And I like how there was medical attention afterwards. They probably sold that shit pretty good.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by SuperSonic

Aside from Khali barely able to wrestle, Umaga and Khali can't be champions because they can't talk? What about Yokozuna? Well, I mean Banzai was clear but that's all he ever said. His managers, Fuji and Cornette, did all the talking for him...more Cornette when he joined. Actually I take that back, Cornette was their "American Spokesperson".

But how would that work out nowadays for a champion? That was a good 15 years ago or so? I remember meeting Yoko in 1998 when he was training people in Vegas for Buffalo Jim (BWF), perfect English with a Hawaiian inflection. Shame he passed.

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