[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

I don't know, the little I've seen of him seems silly. Especially a particular promo were he just keeps barking his own name out and scaring (I think) Booker's hoe.

I shouldn't be surprised by the choices MacMahon makes anymore.

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I remember Steiner seemed to lose his mind on the mic and just run his mouth like Mike Tyson. That what you're talking about?

Shit, you're right. I used to complain about the stupid shit Konnan would say considering he wasn't even Mexican. Either Domincan or, even worse because of his act, Puerto Rican.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

ROH? If that's Japanese wrestling I guess I'd say I'm only slightly familiar with NJPW. That's where Lesnar's at right? You guys hear about Brock getting into MMA this year?

I still have a hard time hearing this about Konnan. Does he still use the gang speak/dress?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

What's going on with Battista and who stomped Kennedy? God Im so out of the loop in this country.

I was speaking idiomatically.

OMG WTF Mike Awesome. I was JUST reading about him on Wikipedia three days ago because I wanted to see what the dumbass was up to and now this. He was definitely a badass in ECW before going to WCW and just turning to shit. But that shit were a WWE contracted wrestler and a WCW contracted wrestler fought for the ECW title at an ECW arena was fucking unbelievably cool and with never be topped.

What's the story on his suicide? Damn, I have his autograph to from when there used to be a WCW restaurant at the Excalibur casino in Vegas. All sorts of wrestlers would sign autographs monthly. I got Goldberg, Sting and Flair there also to name a few.

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Some random and interesting Awesome facts.

* He was the cousin of Horace Hogan. Awesome grew up with Horace, and the two entered wrestling at the same time, due to the Hulkster's influence. While Horace trained in the Malenko camp, Awesome got his skill from Steve Keirn's training camp out of the PWF.
* He was part of many stables, such as the Puerto Rican Army, Shiek's Army, Team Canada, Lethal Weapon, Funk Masters of Wrestling, and the WCW/ECW Alliance.
* Awesome's theme music during his tenure in Extreme Championship Wrestling includes "Immortal Sin" by Fight, the FMW-produced "He's Awesome", "Phantom Lord" by Metallica, "The Zoo" by Bruce Dickinson and "Awesome Bomb" by Reckless Fortune (which was produced by ECW's Harry Slash of Harry Slash & The Slashtones).
* Awesome was never paid for his match against Masato Tanaka at ECW Heat Wave 1998.[3]
* Awesome was involved in a backstage altercation with members of a Yakuza group at an FMW event, as a result of several members beating up his real life friend, Sabu. As a result, Awesome, along with the rest of the foreign wrestlers, didn't leave their locker room for over 2 hours, because the Yakuza were waiting in the hallway with the intention of murdering them all as soon as they left the locker room. Atsushi Onita smoothed things over with the group, however. [4]

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Awesome was found dead at around 10:30pm on February 17, 2007[2] in the Tampa area. A group of friends who were coming to his home to pick him up and go out found him hanged in his home. It is believed he committed suicide.

Interesting about the Yakuza shit.

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Is there an example of this maneuver? I wouldn't even know what the fuck this thing looks like.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

What's controversial about Cena anyway? This behind the scenes or what? I can't fucking believe HBK tapped out to that shit. Hell, after 1996 I can't even remember a time HBK's tapped. What's going on? Much like other things I've loved over the years I see wrestling is really going down the drain this time.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Why the problem with ECW being recognized? Do you dislike ECW or just feel ECW has no right being recognized alongside WWE and WCW?

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Also, awesome fucking tattoo Slash. I was just looking up Silent Hill images for that very picture (its the history house painting right?) and was thinking about putting a slightly stylized Pyramid Head on my back.

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Man, the way things are now I hope Lashley never gets that big of a push. Fucking guy has no charisma and I swear to God he's only half as strong as him appearance would make you think. He should just wear a suit and be someone's bodyguard in my eyes.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

WTF? Anyway, that's odd about Orton. I really like the guy too, he's a great asshole. If fire wasn't involved he probably damaged things that can only be repaired by being entirely replace. Like a fucking wall or something.

How ya doing, buddy?

Maybe they'll move some of the talent over for this? Hell, I can't pretend to know anything anymore.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Haha Warrior. That man is nuts and its a shame. When Randy Savage couldn't handle Hogan the Warrior took care of business for me as a small child. Now look. I remember he was signing autographs at a place called Diversity some eleven years ago for his retarded comicbook. Nuts.

At least Savage has beef with Hogan. Warrior against the Sheik? WTF? Did they ever even wrestle?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Yeah, it's funny how he does that. I guess everyone already knows that the psyched out personality he plays on TV is nothing but a more extroverted version of who he really is.

How ya doing, buddy?

Well, when HHH does come back I hope he's taken the time to getting back into shape. The way he did when he came back early 2002. I mean, it's like a DX habit of his, getting sloppy and all.

I need to make a more concentrated effort to find the times and days of the airing of these shows here in Guatemala. I want to get into the mix with you guys again. I remember when we started this thread and some of the early problems. =o

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

You didn't like that? I thought it was pretty neat myself.

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Yeah, it was like a Four Horsemen without a Dungeon of Doom to contest it. You have a point on that. But what sort of group would be good aganst a foe group like that?

I still don't understand why Lashley gets all this special treatment.

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What happened with the masterpiece? =p He had a gay angle like Luger did with the Narcissist shit.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Wow, this is just sad.



I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by dagget

I'm amazed they haven't had Lashley do the Jackhammer yet, really. He's like a black Goldberg.

Except the guy's lucky if he's even half as strong.

I think we're used to seeing bald people that usually spend their life, or the last year or so, bald. With wrestlers like Angle and MacMahon, people that aren't really ever bald, it looks odd as hell and the entire head probably lacks any sort of tan at that point.

Hell if I know.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I assume Sabu in TNA would be awesome. I don't know, I don't think a guy like Sabu could ever really exist in the WWE because of Vince's vision of what a wrestling show should be.

Originally Posted by dagget

Why the hell anyone would date Chyna is beyond me. Saturn did it before she was in WWF. WHY. Triple H did for a while, while they were in the WWE, WHY. Then X-Pac did and made a tape of themselves. FUCKING WHY.

Hey, some people just have that sort of taste. Me, I like my women as small as five foot, 95 fucking pounds. I can see how some people would like a girl as physically and facially (word? =o) awful like the Willams (tennis) sisters.

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the crowd behind him started a "You screwed Chyna" chant and the camera was on him for a quck second you could see a stupid smile on his face cause he was really laughing about it.

Haha, that's great. As much of you hate the guy's WWE persona you have to admit he'd probably be a blast to be around IRL.

Originally Posted by Slash

Man Law

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Originally Posted by Malahk Angel

The last really awesome thing I remember in TNA was when Kurt Angle gave Samoa Joe the headbutt heard round the world.

what is this headbutt

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Haha, that was pretty upbeat. I wonder how much of that energy comes from the announcers themselves, though. Was that Angle's first TNA appearance?

FELIPE NO

Well, after reading the last post here from Angel and catching a glimpse of the sarcasm and bitterness of the state of things for Smackdown, I'd like some or all of you to post pictures of the hotter Divas because Im SERIOUSLY out of touch with women in wrestling these days.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

His contract almost up?

Forgot to mention it but about a month ago I saw Rhyno on some cheesy Mexican wrestling show, all Spanish. Fucking ring looked like it had been used for a boxing match beforehand. Probably an old show.

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Good God man. Cene's like the new Hogan of this era in terms of kids loving him so much they keep the fucking belt on him. Except that it was a lot easier to pull this sort of shit twenty years ago.

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