[General Discussion] FFVII Compilation Thread

I'm willing to bet they release "Last Order" as a stand-alone disc later in the year for $29.99:

"SEE WHAT YOU MISSED, FIND OUT THE TRUTH BEHIND CLOUD'S CRAZY PAST!! COMING THIS JULY ONLY TO DVD!"

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Oh. My. God.

Did you hear Cid?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I think that footage is about 15 minutes long.
I watched it in Fast Forward, thinking that it'd get to something different than a clipified version of the film. So I have no idea if there's anything new in there.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Amanda

If you can ignore the fanfiction.net plot and lack of decent character development, pretty graphics and nostalgia can get you though at least one viewing the movie. The right subtitles can make it good for multiple viewings, especially if you're a bit jaded about it.

Ah, those.
I love that part where Cid made his first appearance and said "Whiskey and handjobs for all my men!"

Good stuff.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Amanda

"For I am Cid Highwind, Lord of the Skies!"

I've shown the parody version to two different groups of people, and Cloud's "Current mood: sad." moment seemed to get the biggest laugh both times. That and "BUREAUCRACY!!!!"

The parody version has utterly spoiled me, though. So much that I can barely watch the real version any more, because it just seems so damn boring in comparison. When I watched the dub, I kept half-expecting Vincent to start pimping Dirge of Cerberus ("DIRGE."), or for the dramatic final battle to happen against a discussion of hair care products, knitting, and plans to have coffee. Far more entertaining than the REAL plot, heh.

Oh my God yes, Vincent's "DIRGE" whoring was awesome.

VINCENT: In 2006, you will reach new levels of intensity. DIRGE OF CERBERUS will rock you to your core.
Cloud: Dirge of...what?
Vincent: Allow me to expand your vocabulary. DIRGE:
Cloud: ...a funeral hymn or lament.
Vincent: CERBERUS: A three-headed hound guarding the entrance to Hades. What do you get when you combine the two? You get a DIRGE OF CERBERUS.

I was speaking idiomatically.