[Movie] Castlevania (2007)

I wish the Japanese would realize that they should stop giving out movie rights to asshat directors like Paul Anderson and Uwe Boll.

Also, that subtitle "Dracula Begins" is a joke title Anderson tacked on to the movie. I'm hoping the poster is fake because if he's going to fuck around with a franchise that could make an incredible movie...then I hope someone assassinates him.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Paul W.S. Anderson Off Castlevania!

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You know a project is in trouble when Paul W.S. Anderson, a man who's spent almost his entire career turning potentially cool movies into steaming piles of pooh, leaves a film.

Such is the case with Castlevania, or so a very reliable source revealed to us recently. The film, based on the long-running video game franchise from Konami, has been in development hell since it was first announced, but Anderson’s always been on as director and writer. Apparently either he didn’t like where the project was going or didn’t feel like waiting anymore, because now he’s off all together.

What can it all mean? Is the movie that shitty? Or did the producers realize that Paul blows balls?

There's nowhere I can't reach.