The One Shot Joke Thread.

Here's one for Canadians:

A woman goes to her doctor for advice about her husband’s low sex drive,

Doctor: Give your husband these pills and he should acting up in no time

Woman: Oh no I can’t do that, he can’t stand pills! I can’t even get him to take a vitamin!

Doctor: Well try this, I’ll give you a quick dissolve formula of the pill and just slip it in his morning coffee, he’ll take it for sure then.

Woman: Thanks! I’ll give it a try.

A few days later the woman returns to the doctor.

Doctor: How did it go?

Woman: Terrible! I did as you told me, I slipped the pill in my husband’s coffee, it happened so fast! He got the twinkle in his eye and smiled and me, we then had the most passionate, wild sex right there on the table

Doctor: I don’t understand, the pill did was it was supposed to…. Wasn’t the sex good?

Woman: Oh it was good… the best I had in years!

Doctor: Then what’s wrong?

Woman: It may have been the best sex I had in years…. But I don’t think I can show my face at Tim Hortens ever again!

Jam it back in, in the dark.