What would your parents do...

1. What would your family do if you told them you were doing drugs?

Well, I've already had this discussion... I used to be suicidal and took a whole crapload of pills. They were cool about it. They sat down, talked with me, and began to understand why I was doing it. Since they were the reason for my self-medication, their understanding helped me a great deal.

2. If you told them you were going to marry some one of another race?

My mom would be enthralled, since she understands the first rule of genetics. My dad on the other hand, he'd freak out worse than he ever has. He's far more of a racist than he likes to make it seem.

3. What would they do if you told them you were gay?

My mom would understand and probably give me a hug. My dad would beat the shit out of me.

4. That you decided not to go to college, even though you have the grades and money to go?

They'd both just say "Fuck off and go work at Wal-Mart, I wash my hands of you".

5. That you were going to change your religion to one your family has never followed?

Already done this. I'm an Atheist, and my parents are Catholic and Methodist respectively. My mom likes to debate me on a theological level, and my dad is just sort of cool with it.

6. What would your family do if you said you had killed a person and needed help hiding from the police?

My dad would drive me himself to Mexico, and I have a feeling my mom would do the same.

Jam it back in, in the dark.